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You don't understand.

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For us, kissing is as

important as any part.

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Yeah, right!

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You serious?

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Oh, yeah.

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- Everything is in that first kiss.

- Absolutely.

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For us, kissing's an opening act..

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like the comedian

you have to sit through..

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before Pink Floyd comes out.

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And it's not that

we don't like the comedian.

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It's just that that's not

why we bought the ticket.

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The problem is, no matter

how great the show was..

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you girls are looking

for the comedian again.

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We're in the car, fighting traffic,

just trying to stay awake.

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Word of advice:

Bring back the comedian.

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Or next time you'll find yourself

listening to that album alone.

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Are we still talking about sex?

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The One With the Sonogram at the End

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No, it's good. It is good.

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It's just that Doesn't she seem

a little angry?

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Well, she has issues.

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Does she?

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Try to live with "Mr. I'm Evolving."

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He's out while she's home getting

the mastodon (voi rang mau) smell out of the carpet.

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Marsha, see, these are cave people.

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Okay, they have issues like:

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"Gee, that glacier's

getting kind of close."

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Speaking of issues,

isn't that your ex-wife (vo cu)?

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- No.

- Yes, it is. Carol, hi!

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Okay. Yes, it is.

I'll catch up with you in the Ice Age.

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- Can I stay?

- No.

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- Hi.

- Hi.

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- Is this a bad time?

- No, it's..

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the Stone Age.

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You look great. I hate that.

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Sorry. Thanks. You look good too.

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Well, you know,

in here, anyone who..

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stands erect..

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- What's new? Still a

- A lesbian?

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You never know. How's the family?

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- Marty's still totally paranoid (hoang tu?ng).

- Carol, why are you here?

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- I'm pregnant (có mang).

- Pregnant.

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She didn't leave

in such a hurry after all.

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This is the Three's Company episode

with a misunderstanding.

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Then I've already seen this one.

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Are you through with that?

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Sorry, the swallowing slowed me down.

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Whose ball of paper is this?

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Mine. I wrote a note to myself,

then I didn't need it.

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So I balled it up

and now I wish I was dead.vì th? tôi cuôn nó lên và bây gi? tôi mu?n mình ch?t

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She already fluffed (làm cho m?n) that pillow.

You already fluffed It's fine.

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I just don't wanna give them

any more ammunition (d?n du?c).

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Parents can be cruel about

the flatness of a child's pillow. cha m? có th? tàn nh?n v?i con cái v? d? ph?ng c?a chi?c g?i

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Relax, you do this every time.

The place looks great.

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You got a lasagna here

that looks good enough..

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to avoid touching.

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Monica? Hi!

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Monica, you're scaring me.

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I mean, you're all chaotic (h?n lo?n)

and twirly, you know?

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Not in a good way.

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Calm down. You don't see Ross

getting twirly every time they come.

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That's because my parents think

Ross can do no wrong.

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You see, he's "The Prince."

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They had some big ceremony

before I was born. H? có 1 bu?i l? l?n tru?c khi tôi sinh ra

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- What?

- Ugly Naked Guy got a ThighMaster.

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- Has anybody seen my engagement ring?

- It's beautiful.

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Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!

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No, don't touch that.

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Like I wasn't dreading tomorrow

enough, having to give it back.(Gi?ng nhu tôi không s? hãi ngày mai d? tôi

ph?i mang nó quay tr? l?i)

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"Hi, Barry, remember me? I'm the girl

that stomped on your heart."

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Now I must return the ring

without the ring..

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which makes it so much harder.

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Easy, we'll find it. Won't we?

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Look, it's gonna be okay.

You'll give it back..

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- and we'll eat ice cream.

- Okay. It's a pear-shaped diamond

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Any diamond ring we find,

we'll run it by you.

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- When did you have it last?

- Doy, right before she lost it.

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You don't get

a lot of "doy" these days.

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I know I had it this morning.

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I know I had it when I was

in the kitchen with

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Dinah?

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- Oh, don't be mad.

- You didn't.

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- Oh, I'm sorry.

- I gave you one job!

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But look how straight

those noodles are.

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That's not how you look

for an engagement ring in a lasagna. dó không ph?i cách b?n tìm 1 chi?c

nh?n dính hôn trong 1 chi?c

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I just can't do it.

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Boys? We're going in.

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Hi.

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- That is not a happy "hi."

- Carol's pregnant.

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I found it!

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What?

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Yeah.

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Do that for two hours, you might

be where I am about now.

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That puts that whole

pillow thing in perspective. quan di?m

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How do you fit into this whole thing?

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Carol and Susan want me

to be involved. mu?n tôi tham gia.

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But if I'm not comfortable with it,

I don't have to be involved.

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- It's totally up to me.

- She is so great. I miss her.

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- What does she mean by "involved"?

- Your job is done.

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And the most enjoyable.và thú v? nh?t

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Phoebe, say something.

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They want me to go down

to this sonogram thing..

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with them tomorrow.

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Remember when life was simpler..

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and she was just a lesbian?

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Those were the days.

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- What are you gonna do?

- I have no idea.

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No matter what I do,

I'm still gonna be a father.

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This is still ruined, right?

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Martha Lugwin's daughter

is gonna call you.

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- What's that curry taste? mà huong v? cari là gì?

- Curry.

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I think they're great. I really do.

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The big Lugwin had a thing for you.

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- They all had a thing for him.

- Oh, Mom.

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Why is this girl going to call me?

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She just graduated, and she wants

to be something in cooking or food..

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I told her you have a restaurant

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- I don't have, I work in a restaurant.

- They don't have to know that.

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- Ross, help me with the spaghetti.

- Yes.

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Oh, we're having spaghetti.

That's easy.

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We were going to have lasagna.

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- I love lasagna.

- We're not having it.

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Then why bring it up? He latches on.

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This will sound unbelievably selfish..

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but did you plan to bring

up the baby/lesbian thing?

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It might take the heat off of me.

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That Rachel.

We saw her parents at the club.

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They were not playing well.

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I won't say what they spent..

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but $40,000 is a lot for a wedding.

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At least she had the chance

to leave a man at the altar.

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- What's that supposed to mean?

- Nothing.

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- It's an expression.

- No, it's not.

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Don't listen to her.

You've always been independent.

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Even when you were a chubby kid..

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and you had no friends,

you were just fine.

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You'd read alone in your room.

Your puzzles..

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People like Ross need

to shoot for the stars.

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With his museum

and his published papers.

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Others are satisfied with

staying where they are.

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These people never get cancer.

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They're happy with what

they have, content..

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like cows.

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Cows, Dad?

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She knows how much I love cows.

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I read about women trying

to have it all, and I thank God..

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our "Harmonica"

doesn't have that problem.

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- I'm telling you, you'll be fine.

- Thank you, Daddy.

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Oh, so this does work.

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So, Ross, what's going on with you?

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Any stories? No news, no little

anecdotes to share with the folks?

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Look, I realize you guys

have been wondering..

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what exactly happened

between Carol and me.

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And so, well, here's the deal.

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Carol's a lesbian.

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She lives with a woman named Susan.

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She's pregnant with my child.

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She and Susan are

going to raise the baby.

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And you knew about this?

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Folks are really that bad?

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Well, you know, these people are pros.

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They know what they do.

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They take their time.

They get the job done.

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They say that you can't change

your parents.

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Boy, if you could, I'd want yours.

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Must pee.

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It's worse when you're twins.

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- You're a twin?

- We don't speak.

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She's this high-powered,

driven, career-type.

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- What does she do?

- She's a waitress.

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- Identical?

- People say we look alike.

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But I don't see it.

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You guys, I kind of

gotta clean up now.

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Chandler, as an only child,

you don't have this.

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No, although I did have

an imaginary friend..

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who my parents preferred.

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Hit the lights, please.

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How long was I in there?

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- I'm just cleaning up.

- Oh, you need any help?

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Okay, sure. Thanks.

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Anyway..

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So you nervous

about Barry tomorrow?

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A little.

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A lot.

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So, got any advice?

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You know, as someone

who's recently been dumped.

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You may wanna steer clear

of the word "dumped."

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Chances are he's gonna be

this broken shell of a man.

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You should try not to look

too terrific. I know it'll be hard.

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Or I'll go down there,

and I'll give Barry back his ring.

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And you can go with Carol

and Susan to the ob-gyn.Ph? khoa

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You've got Carol tomorrow.

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- When did it get so complicated?

- Got me.

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- Remember being in high school?

- Yeah.

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Didn't you think you'd meet someone..

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fall in love, and that'd be it?

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- Ross?

- Yes. Yes.

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Man, I never thought I'd be here.

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Me neither.

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Sorry I'm late. I got stuck at work.

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There was this big

dinosaur thing. Anyway..

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Hi.

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- You remember Susan.

- How could I forget?

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Hello, Susan.

Good shake, good shake.

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So, we're just waiting for?

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- Dr. Oberman.

- And is he?

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- She.

- Of course, "she."

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Is she familiar with our

special situation?

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- Yes, and she's very supportive.

- Okay, that's great.

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No, I'm Oh.

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Thanks.

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That opens my cervix (c? t? cung).

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- Barry?

- Come on in.

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- Are you sure?

- It's fine.

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Robbie's gonna be here for hours.

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So, how are you doing?

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I'm..

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I'm okay.

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- You look great.

- Yeah, well.

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Dr. Farber, Jason Greenspan's gagging.(nôn ?e)

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Be right there. Be back in a second.

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I dumped him.

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So, how's this all gonna work?

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The baby grows

in a special place inside

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Thank you.

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I mean, how's this gonna work,

you know, with us?

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When important decisions

have to be made?

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- Give me a "for instance."

- Well, I don't know.

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- How about with the baby's name?

- Marlon.

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If it's a boy. Minnie, if it's a girl.

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As in "Mouse"?

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As in my grandmother.

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Still, you say "Minnie,"

you hear "Mouse."

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How about..?

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How about Julia?

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- Julia.

- We agreed on Minnie.

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We agreed we'd spend

our lives together. 

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Things change.

Roll with the punches.(cu?n v?i các cú d?m)

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I believe Julia's on the table?

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Sorry about that.

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So, what have you been up to?

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Oh, not much.

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- I got a job.

- That's great.

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Why are you so tan?

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I went to Aruba.

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Oh, no. You went

on our honeymoon alone?

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No.

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I went with..

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- Now, this may hurt.

- Me?

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No.

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I went with Mindy.

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Mindy?

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My maid of honor, Mindy?

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Yeah, we're kind of a thing now.

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You got plugs!

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Careful. They haven't quite taken yet.

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And you got lenses.

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You hate sticking your finger

in your eye.

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Not for her.

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Listen, I really wanted to thank you.

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Okay.

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A month ago, I wanted to hurt you

more than I've ever wanted to.

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And I'm an orthodontist.

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You know, you were right.

I thought we were happy.

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We weren't happy.

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But with Mindy..

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now I'm happy.

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- Spit.

- What?

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Me.

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Anyway..

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I guess this belongs to you.

Or maybe some day Mindy.

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Like she'd settle for that.

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Yeah, that's true.

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But I think it's a nice ring..

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and thank you for giving it to me.

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Thank you for giving it back.

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Hello!

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- Please, what's wrong with Helen?

- Helen Geller?

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- I don't think so.

- It's not gonna be Helen Geller.

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- Thank you.

- No, I mean, it's not Geller.

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It'll be Helen Willick?

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No, actually, we talked about

Helen Willick Bunch.

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Wait a minute.

Why is she in the title?

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It's my baby too.

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Really? I don't remember

you making any sperm.tinh trùng

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And we all know what

a challenge that is.

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- You two, stop it.

- She gets a credit. I'm in there too.

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Helen Willick Bunch Geller?

I think that borders on child abuse.lam d?ng tr? em

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Of course not.

I'm suggesting Geller Willick Bunch.

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See what he does? He knows no one's

gonna say all those names.

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They'll call her Geller.

He gets his way.

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My way? You think this is my way?

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Of all the ways I ever imagined

this moment being..

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this is not my You know what?

This is too hard.

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Knock, knock. How are we? Any nausea?

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- A little.

- Just a little.

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I was wondering about the

mother-to-be, but thanks for sharing.

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- Lie back.

- You know what? I'm gonna go.

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I don't think I can be involved

in this family thing.

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- Oh, my God!

- Look at that.

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I know.

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Well, isn't that amazing?

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What are we supposed to be

seeing here?

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I don't know, but I think it's about

to attack the Enterprise.

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If you tilt your head

and relax your eyes..

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it kind of looks

like an old potato.

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Then don't do that, all right?

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Monica, what do you think?

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- Are you welling up?

- No.

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- You are. You're welling up.

- I'm not.

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- You're gonna be an aunt.

- Oh, shut up.

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Hi, Mindy. Hi, it's Rachel.

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Yeah, I'm fine. I saw Barry today.

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Yeah, he told me. No, it's okay.

Really, it's okay.

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I hope you two are very happy.

I really do.

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And, Min, you know,

if everything works out..

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and you guys get married

and have kids..

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I hope they have his hairline

and your nose!

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That was a cheap shot,

but I feel so much better now!

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