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All right, Phoebe?
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If I were omnipotent for a day,
I would want world peace...
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...no hunger, good things
for the rain forest.
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And bigger boobs.
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Well, see, you took mine.
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What about you?
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If I were omnipotent for a day,
I'd make myself omnipotent forever.
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There's always one guy. "If I had a
wish, I'd wish for three more wishes."
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Hey, Joey.
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What would you do
if you were omnipotent?
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Probably kill myself.
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Excuse me?
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If little Joey's dead,
then I got no reason to live.
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Joey, omnipotent.
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You are?
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Ross, I'm sorry. I had no idea. I
thought it was a theoretical question.
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The One With the George Stephanopoulos
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How does she do that?
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I can't sleep in a public place.
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Libraries, airplanes,
movie theaters....
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You slept at the Grand Canyon.
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Hello, Mom and Dad never took us
to the Grand Canyon.
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Mom and Dad took us
to the Grand Canyon?
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Would you look at her?
She is so peaceful.
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Yeah.
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What? What? What?
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- Hi.
- It's okay. You just nodded off again.
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What's going on?
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I got no sleep last night. My
grandmother has a new boyfriend...
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...and they're both kind of insecure
in bed, so And deaf.
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They reassure each other
that they're having a good time.
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You have no idea how loud they are.
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- You can stay with Rachel and me.
- Thanks.
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95, 96, 97. See, I told you.
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Less than 100 steps
from our place to here.
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You got way too much free time, man.
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There's the birthday boy.
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Hockey tickets. Rangers-Penguins
tonight and we're taking you.
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- Happy birthday, pal!
- We love you, man.
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It's funny. My birthday
was seven months ago.
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- So?
- So you had an extra ticket...
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...and couldn't decide
who got to bring a date?
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Well, aren't we
Mr. The-Glass-ls-Half-Empty?
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Oh, my God! Is today the 20th?
October 20th?
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- I hoped you wouldn't remember.
- What's wrong with the 20th?
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Eleven days before Halloween.
All the good costumes are gone?
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T oday's the day Carol and I first...
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...consummated our...
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...physical relationship.
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Sex.
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- You told your sister that?
- Believe me, I told everyone.
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I better pass on the game.
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I'm just gonna go home and think about
my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
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The hell with hockey!
Let's all do that!
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Come on, Ross! You, me, Joey, ice!
Guys' night out!
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Come on, what do you say, big guy?
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- What are you doing?
- I have no idea.
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- Come on, Ross.
- Maybe it will take my mind off it.
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- Promise to buy me a big foam finger?
- You got it.
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Look, look, look! My first paycheck!
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Look at the window!
There's my name! Hi, me!
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I remember when
I got my first paycheck.
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There was a cave-in in a mine,
and eight people were killed.
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- You worked in a mine?
- No, I worked at a Dairy Queen. Why?
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Isn't this exciting? I earned this.
I wiped tables for it. I steamed milk.
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And it was totally...
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...not worth it.
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What's FICA?
Why's he getting all my money?
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I mean, what?
Chandler, look at that.
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This is not that bad.
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You're fine, yeah, for a first job.
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You can totally,
totally live on this.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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- By the way, great service today.
- Yeah.
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- Hockey!
- Hockey!
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- Hockey!
- Hockey.
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Rachel?
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Oh, my God!
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I swear I've seen birds
do this on Wild Kingdom.
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What are you doing here?
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We were in the city shopping, and your
mom said you work here, and it's true!
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Look at you in the apron.
You look like you're in a play.
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God, look at you! You're so big!
I can't believe it!
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I know, I know! I'm a duplex.
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IKiki, you look phenomenal. I mean,
you've lost, like, a ton of weight.
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And you should...
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...really, really It's time to stop,
you look perfect.
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What's going on?
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Well, guess who my dad's
making partner in his firm?
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And while we're on
the subject of news....
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Look, look! I have elbows!
92
Passes it up to Leetch.
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Leetch spots Messier. Here's the pass!
94
We'll take a time-out while Messier
looks at some women's shoes.
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Carol was wearing boots just like
those the night that we first....
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You know? In fact, she....
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She never took them off.
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It's because we Sorry, sorry.
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I can't believe
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- What?
- Peach pit.
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Yes, bunny?
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Peach pit. That night, we had
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- Peaches?
- Actually, nectarines but....
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Could've been a peach.
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Then we Then we got dressed
and I walked her to...
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...the bus stop. I'm fine.
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Hey, that woman's got
an ass like Carol's.
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What? I thought we were
trying to find stuff.
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Come on, you guys.
T ell me all the dirt.
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Well, the biggest news is still you
dumping Barry at the altar.
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