Ollie: After Tuesday even the calendar says WTF

Jocelyn: I tried being normal once... Worst two minutes of my life.

Gilly: I like being an example for others. Usually a bad example though

Kayla: Common sense is like deodorant- the people how need it never seem to use it.

Ollie: *calls Jax*

Jax: hello?

Ollie: sorry can't talk right now, maybe later?

AG: everyone talks about the early birds good luck, but what about the early worms bad luck?

Ollie: people are like refrigerators: it's what's in inside that matters.

Kayla: Excuse my naivety... I was born at a very early age.

Gilly: take my advice- I'm not using it.

Jocelyn: I respect the option of everyone who agrees with me.

Ollie: I'm not always hungry; sometimes I'm sleepy, too.

Jax: when everything in your life is coming your way, your probably in the wrong lane.

Gilly: I thought air was free. Until I when to the stop and bought a bag of chips for $3.

Kayla: love must be truly be blind because it can't see me at all.

Jocelyn: an apple a day keeps the doctor away... If you throw it hard enough.

Mara: I try to have an open mind, but my brain falls out.

Elise: it's not that I totally trust you, I'm just lazy today.

Gilly: if plan A plans there as still 25 more letters in the alphabet

Ollie moto: Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.

Elise: *to Mara* I love that our easygoing friendship fits perfectly with my laziness.

Jax: *to Jack* if you were on fire and I had a glasses of water, I would drink the water.

Jocelyn: *to AG* you are not someone I pretend not to see in public.

Kayla: You call me your best friend, but where the heck were you when my selfie only got 4 likes?

(RAR version)

Raina: You call me your best friend, but where the heck were you when my selfie only for 4 likes??

On someone specials birthday

Gilly: Your one of the few people who's birthdays I can remember with out a calendar reminder.

Jocelyn: I wanted you to know that it's not my birthday yet, my birthday is (whenever the heck her bday is)

Ollie: Congrats your not dead yet!

Jax: for your birthday I wanted to give your something that was funny and charming, but then I remembered that you already have me in your life.
Maxine: You still look 12 from a distance!

Kayla: Happy birthday to my best friend! What would I do without you and our deep conversations? My therapy bills would be outrageous!

AG: Forget about the past- you can't change it. Forget about the future- you can't predict it.