William walked into the kitchen of the diner, talking to nothing but air, he probably had some sort of invisible audience he was talking too.
"Ight so I'm going to paint these mangos like pineapples, place it on pizza and give it to my friend Henry. Hope he likes it"

He got the paint out from under one of the tables and started painting the mangos, made a small pizza then placing the pieces of the fruit all over it. After he was done he went out to find Henry and give him the delightful dish.

Eventually he found him and ran over to him, "Henry I made you some delicious pineapple pizza, hope you like it."
Henry looked at the small pizza then at William, "you gotta be kidding me"

"Take it." William glared at Henry.

The brunette sighed and took a slice, taking a small bite. "Doesn't taste to bad....the pineapple does taste funny though."

"Okay you can have the rest, bye bye" William shoved the little tray of pizza into Henry chest and left.

Henry blinked and just sighed.
"I question why I am even friends with this man"

A few hours passed by and Henry had forcefully finished the pizza. The thing tasted odd, especially the pineapple. Henry sighed and stretched, he then got up going out to find William.

William was currently cleaning up some stuff I'm the kitchen, talking to what seemed nobody. He did hear Henry coming towards him so he stopped what he was doing.
"Did ya like the pizza?"

"Can I be honest with you?-"

William nodded

"That shit tasted weird as hell, tasted like my dads ass. Also the pineapple was kinda off"

William chuckled, "it wasn't pineapple my dear ol' friend.."

"You little-"
Henry was going to tackle William but he kicked him in the balls making him groan in pain.

"Wanna know what it was before you decide to beat the crap out of me?"

"Tell me right now."

"It was mangoes, your least favorite fruit."

Henry blinked multiple times. "I'm done with you, you little bastard"