Okay so, I just downloaded the new Pokémon Go app and right after I've finished my avatar, this shit happens!!!!!

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME GAME?!?!?! IS IT BECAUSE I'M PLAYING IT ON MY TABLET?!?!?!
*Huff, mumbles* Stupid tablet not being able to play what I want to play..! I wish I was there to tell myself to buy a phone instead!!
UGH!!!! I'M JUST SOOO MAD AT MY TABLET!!!
And I'm also sad that almost everybody I know on here is able to play the game but me...
I just feel so left out... ;-;
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And now I'm literally crying!!
I'm not kidding!
I'm. Literally. Crying.
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😢😢😢😢😢