I'm creating a series in this book that will make the escalation go to 0-100 real quick. So fasten your belts and get ready for a rollercoaster of your life c: Here comes the story of..

Sal

Sal ate a pie that his grandmother made and it was out of his grandfather's ashes, making him tonight's big food poisoned loser.

Sal forgot to pull out of his lover... Which was his sister, making him tonight's big loser.

Sal just couldn't keep his dick in his pants, making him tonight's big loser.

These are a bit dark so uh, pls have humor. ☺