Idiot: Why do people say the sun is a star? The sun is a sun and a star is a star, people are so stupid

Me: Achoo! Oh god my eyes are itchy, I think my allergies are acting up

Idiot: What are you allergic to?

Me: Stupid people like you

*Next Scene*

Moron: I'm so humble! I have beauty, smarts, and I follow all of the latest trends but I hardly ever mention it!

Me: *Sarcastically* Yeah, I heard you the first 31...... you know what, this isn't going how I planned. CUT!