Brother: *Holds up toy* can we get this please?

Dad: No

Sister: Come on, please?

Dad: Still no

Me: *Speaking fast* why is the earth round? Why do cats pur? Look at the cashier, our dog's an idiot, I want apples, little, fluffy bagels, can we get this? Water is good for you, I hate peas, thanks! *runs off with his wallet and buys the toy*

Dad: .......What the heck just happened

I'm going to make this an every alternate day thing so sorry for the lack of updates and no author's notes