Annoying Friend: Like seriously, why are you still single?

Me: I am so not, I'm in a relationship with Fun and Freedom! *Stands on lunch table with cape flying in the wind*

Two Weeks Later

*On the phone*

Me: It broke up with me because I'm busy with school! *Sobs uncontrollably*

Annoying Friend: -_-

Me: *Suddenly stops crying* oh well, time to do homework 

Sorry I haven't updated in two weeks but I've been at my grandparents and I didn't think of anyone actually waiting for me to update but HOLY CRUD I HAD NO IDEA HOW MANY PEOPLE ACTUALLY READ THIS THING and I'm also almost to 50 followers so I'm exited for that

One more thing, to anyone who knows about it I'm still trying to write something as a Christmas present so that might take a while