Kit-Kat: *mubbles something in Hylian*

Vperder: dAmN dats lit fam

Kit-Kar: thx fam u got chocolate?

Vperder: ye fam u want some chocolate fam?

Kit-Kat: Ill only eat chocolate that you licked fam

Vperder: *licks chocolate*

Kit-Kat: thx fam u wanna make out?

Vperder: sur fam lets yeet ourselfs into bed

Then they got pregnant 

The end