Me: *wakes up* hey, I can use that dream for my Dream Journal!

Later

Me: .....wait..... what was the dream again?

Me: WELL GOSH DANG IT I GUESS I NEED TO LEAVE THE BOOK UNTOUCHED FOR A LONGER PERIOD OF TIME!

(This and just the fact that I have dreams to random to put in text is the reason why that book hasn't been updated)