First bit made by ItsRyan69420:

Three friends ordered some pizza.

This bit made by me:
One of them refused to eat, said they were 'allergic'

This bit made by my other cousin that's a furry:

The cat ate a pizza roll instead.

Little did he know it was infected by corona.

But it all just started with a lil cough and sniffle.

After the cough and sniffle, there was a siren.

His friend had called an ambulance! Oh no!

He was already dead by the time, the police said, "Man he must have been stoned, like seriously the rock is in his eye!"

"Yeah, but look at the card in his throat." The other cop said.

Then the third cop said, "I can't, I'm blind!"

In the distance the 'allergic' friend was hauling the body to his basement to eat.

Slender man was in the basement, eating a cat.

^^

Explanation: were playing a game called 'Exquisite Corpse writing edition' look it up if you don't know-