The final challenge is to write an Epic poem.

Lightning and thunder reverberated around.

In reality there was only one sound.

The Eagles playing "New kid in Town".

Dad was playing it at the first push down.

Mum had once met their tour drummer, Scott Crago.

I think that was something dad didn't know.

I doubt it's a coincidence we share that first name

Music though has never been my game.

During School I felt the same about sport.

Primarily because I was real short.

Now it has become my life time.

Along with spinning a poetic rhyme.

A voice for gender equality;

And freedom of choice, on sexuality.

Sadly I confess, I'm simply straight.

Much to the frustration of my best mate.

New kid in town still reverberates around.

Oh how I've began to avoid that one sound.

Especially when back in my home town.

The effect on my libido is to push down.

I made that connection long ago.

Something I'd rather I didn't know.

Strange I'm only known by my first name.

Most people have nicknames at my game.

These days I'm a guru about sport.

Leaving others feeling real short.

I would never have thought in my life time;

I'd ever write a poetic rhyme.

Raised in a house with gender equality.

Never any mention on sexuality.

We knew nothing other than simply straight.

A tough time; no doubt for my best mate.