You also know it's not a band performance without a ton of hilarious things said.

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"We should try taking her ghost and putting it in a bass clarinet for eternity and force her to play the bass clarinet until she fades."

"I want to take this opportunity to remind everyone I know witchcraft. If you keep getting between the bus and myself, I am tempted to use it against you."

"What if instead of spending weeks practicing we get up and scream into the mic death metal style?"

"I think Toots deserves a memorial service."

"Please never pick up a violin instrument ever again. Thank you."

"On a scale of one to Death Star, how likely do you think it will be our band has a secret weakness that brings us down in the end?"

"At least we've gotten past the stage where we were all called Squidward for embracing the true beauty of the woodwinds, the clarinet."

"We're like family! A weird family at that but a family."

"How about a party? Anyone? Glad to see no one agreed to my plans."

"Our percentage of band geek has went up."

"I'm pretty sure that's illegal. I care for you too much for you to go to jail."