Some prompts from things my friends have said

"I am so done with this dating nonsense."

"She's kind of like, my mother, because I need constant care."

"You? You were banned from Hogwarts."

"It wasn't that much of a disaster."
"WE MISSED AN ENTIRE BAR!"
"Like I said. Not that much of a disaster."

"My shirt will give me powers."

"It's YOU'RE, you apostrophe r e."

"How about instead of answering them we just say 'The answer is towels?'"

"I wonder what our family board game would be like"

"I've stressed so much that I don't even stress anymore."

"You look like you've been contemplating what to say for hours."
"I probably have been."

"Could we do that? We could totally do that."

"You might not all be dancers. But I am exquisite. I'm going on to Hamilton."