Okay so I saw a post where it was a crossover of Hamilton and The Great Comet, and this popped into my brain, enjoy.

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[Aaron Burr]
There's a war going on out there somewhere,

And Thomas isn't here.

There's a war going on, out there somewhere,

And Thomas isn't here. . .

[All]
There's a war, going on, out there somewhere,

And Thomas isn't here

There's a war going on out there, somewhere

And Thomas isn't here.  .  .

And this is all in your program, you are at the Rogers!

Gonna have to study up a little bit, if you want to keep with the plot.

'Cause it's the American Revolution

Everyone's got nine different roles

So look it up in your program, we'd appreciate it thanks a lot!

Da da da,

Da da da,

Da da da. . . .

ALEXANDEEEER!

[Alexander]
Alexander is smart!

He sets to New York to be a new man!

[All]
He sets to New York to be a new man!

Alexander's smart,

And Thomas isn't here

[Eliza]
Eliza is good!

Alexander's wife and Schuyler Sister!

[All]
Alexander 's wife and Schuyler Sister!

Eliza's good,

Alexander's smart

And Thomas isn't here. . .

[Angelica]
Angelica's also a Schuyler,

The oldest and the wittiest.

She knows Alexander's never satisfied.

[All]
She knows Alexander's never satisfied!

Angelica's a Schuyler,

Eliza's good,

Alexander's smart

And Thomas isn't here.  . .

And this is all in your program, you are at the Rogers!

Gonna have to study up a little bit, if you want to keep with the plot.

'Cause it's the American Revolution

Everyone's got nine different roles

So look it up in your program, we'd appreciate it thanks a lot!

Da da da,

Da da da,

Da da da. . . .

LAFAYEEEETTTEEEE!

[Lafayette]
Lafayette is hot!

He comes from France to help America!

[All]
He comes from France to help America!

Lafayette's hot,

Angelica's a Schuyler

Eliza's good,

Alexander's smart

And Thomas isn't here. . .

[George Washington]
Washington's in charge,

He leads his forces against the British.

[All]
He leads his forces against the British!

Washington's in charge,

Lafayette is hot,

Angelica's a Schuyler

Eliza's good,

Alexander's smart

And Thomas isn't here. . .

[John Laurens]
John Laurens is fierce, and fights for equality

Alexander's best friend and crazy good shot

[All]
Alexander's best friend and crazy good shot!

Laurens is fierce,

Washington's in charge,

Lafayette is hot,

Angelica's a Schuyler

Eliza's good,

Alexander's smart,

And Thomas isn't here. . .

Ammunition and newspapers, the war cannot stop here!

MINNOOOR CHARACTERS!

[Philip Schuyler]
Old Philip Schuyler is loaded

[Peggy]
And Peggy is young

[Angelica, Eliza, Peggy, and Philip]
The Schuyler family, it's really big.

[Hercules Mulligan]
And Herc's an American spy!

[All]
And Herc's an American spy!

Herc is a spy,

Philip is loaded,

Peggy is young,

Laurens is fierce,

Washington's in charge,

Lafayette is hot,

Angelica's a Schuyler,

Eliza's good,

Alexander's smart,

And Thomas isn't here!

What about Aaron?

Clever, orphaned, and scheming Aaron?

What about Aaron?

Rich, and waiting for it, Aaron?

What about Aaron?

What about Aaron?

What about Aaron. . . ?