Supply teachers are always interesting XD

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"Honey, get a dictionary."

"This is a picture book."

"Where did the verbs go? What happened to my precious verbs?"

"I can't use this, there's no English!"

"He just stole my most prized possession!"

"Did you pay attention during the lesson? Oh wait, don't answer that, you didn't."

"We're sharing! You know, like buds!"

"From now on, to spare the shame, we're calling you Beth."

"You know, you could've just put it in the trash can before you walked away. Now you hit that guy with your ruler shards."

"I forgot how to read."

"I just got given a whole lecture about what to do and how I should pay attention when really I was just asking for a drink of water."

"I would stay out there for as long as you can."

"Do you want me to spoil Christmas for you?"