Vanessa

Vanessa: your a pig Joseph... but I like bacon

Maria hill

Maria: agent Wilson don't think I don't notice you taking glances at my ass... if you succeed in your next mission I might give you and my bottom some one on one time

Storm

Storm: Joseph would it kill you to stop provoking Luara

Domino

Domino: looks like your about to get lucky Gamepool

Gamepool

Gwenpool: OH MY GOD YOUR THE GAMER WITH A MOUTH GAMEPOOL I'M SUCH A BIG FAN MAKE ME YIUR HOUSEWIFE PLEASE

Mrs Marvel

Kamala: hey Joseph if you don't mind me asking what's the best part of dating captain Marvel does she ever fly you across New York

White tiger

White tiger: I swear to god if you make one more cat joke today Joseph your gonna get it

Mystique

Mystique: hello there Gamepool I heard you like games well how about you play some games with me darling

Jubilee

Jubilee: hey luara may be angry with you but I still like you

Rouge

Rouge: You can touch me you can actually touch me please let be one of your girls I haven't felt a man's touch in so long

Dva

Dva: aren't you the guy that stream sniped me on my stream a few days ago again

Sombra

Sombra: hmm you seem fun I think I will hang around you for awhile

Ashe

Ashe: ah Joseph you can still join my gang you can be my personal boyfriend

Mei

Mei: Joseph for the last time no you can't use snow ball to make a snow cone

Kiriko

Kiriko: you know the fox spirit is telling me that I should be your girl

V

V: Hey listen Joseph you may be a crazy pervert but your still my choom
Panam

Panam: Hey thanks for Everything Joseph and I don't say this to everyone but I love you even if your a pervert that likes to grope my ass guess that's part of your charm

Gamepool: AWWW YEAH EVEN AS A GAMER WHO IS A PERVERT I STILL GET ALL THE GIRLS  I knew the ways of the tumblr sexy man would be useful one day