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07:26 am

Tsutomu Goshiki ; active now.

Goshiki: It's a new day!

Goshiki: It's our off day in a while, so let's all relax and get the things we've kept for today done!

Goshiki: Let's get this bread!

Wakatoshi Ushijima is typing...

Satori Tendou is online.

Tendou: OvO i see ur using the memes i taught u very well, Tsutomu!

Goshiki: ehehe !!  ('・ω・｀)

Goshiki: I remembered it because I saw the low-gi bread they were serving at the cafeteria today!

Ushijima: What bread?

Yamagata:  ｌｍｆａｏ I secretly called that this would happen.

Goshiki: Ushijima-san! It's a meme! When we wanna be excited and do something, we say let's get this bread!

Ushijima: Interesting...

Ushijima: This groupchat was a great idea. I am learning a lot of new things thanks to this.

Kenjirou Shirabu ; active now.

Shirabu: Good morning, everyone.

Ushijima: So, in short, memes are like metaphors?

Shirabu: ... What.

Shirabu: Also, lol. You're talking about low-gi bread as if you're the biggest health nut around here.

Goshiki: I never said I ate it.

Yamagata: Shirabadam tSS

Tendou: LOLOLOL THAT'S SMOOTH, HAYATO-KUN!

Yamagata: Ikr ty ty I try

Eita Semi ; active now.

Semi: Ok

Semi: Which one of you losers stole my kneepads.

Tendou: Eita-kun, u lost ur kneepads?

Semi: BOTH of them. So that means someone stole it and I didn't just misplace it.

Shirabu: Why are you making such a big fuss over a pair of kneepads...

Semi: becAUSE I GOT THEM FROM EE-

Semi: fucKING BLOCKHEADS

Semi: Give it back

Taichi Kawanishi ; active now.

Kawanishi: Um

Kawanishi: Not to be rude or judgemental or anything, but Semi-san, when you came back to practice yesterday after your ten-minute "break", your kneepads had magically disappeared, even though you were wearing them before you left.

Taichi Kawanishi has sent a dabbing sticker!

Taichi Kawanishi has logged off.

Semi: I-

Yamagata: Holy HECKLES SEMI-SAN I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE INTO QUICKIES

Wakatoshi Ushijima is typing...

Goshiki: OHNO !!!!!!!!

Shirabu: Oh yeah. I saw Semi-san's girlfriend by the bleachers a little before practice, but she wasn't around later. I found it strange then, but now it makes a lot of sense.

Semi: Why in hell were you looking at her, you should practice instead smh

Tendou: hayato-kun, there's a lot u don't know about eita-kun~~~ like how he has a jelly belly ~~

Yamagata:  ｌｍｆａｏ jelly belly that's gr8 Tendou-san

Semi: I'm-

Semi: WHERE IN HECKS DID I KEEP THEM I SWEAR I

Semi: I'm gone

Eita Semi has logged off.

Shirabu: Can you believe that Taichi came online just to say that...

Ohira Reon ; active now.

Reon: Does anyone have an extra joystick for a PS4?

Ushijima: What is a quickie?

Reon: ....

Reon: Never mind, I'll ask someone else

Ohira Reon has logged off.

Yamagata:  LMFAO 

Yamagata: I have one, but I can't miss what happens next in this gc lmfao soz Reon-san

Tendou:  (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Tendou: tsutomu, u gotsss to explain what a quickie is, to wakatoshi-kun!

Goshiki: W-WHat!!

Goshiki: WHY ME ?! I'M THE SMALLEST ONE HERE

Tendou: because ur our future ace so u need to explain new things to the current ace!

Shirabu: Smallest, he says...

Yamagata: Lmao Shirabuffalo seems educated on Tsutomu's size wink wonk

Tendou:  (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Wakatoshi Ushijima has sent a screenshot! Tap to view! (154kb)

Goshiki: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yamagata:   ｌｍｆａｏ it's one thing he googles what it is, but the fact that he took a screenshot and sent it here adds to the questionable things to decode about him

Tendou: tbh i can't decide if it's just questionable things he does or if he's just plain shameless under the oblivious facade of his

Ushijima: I understand now what quickies are.

Tendou: RIP eita-kun

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11:07 am

Eita Semi ; active now

Semi: wow smh shut up you guys it was with the laundry lady, Taichi, you're being stupid as heck.

Yamagata: Well, the laundry lady could have gotten it after you ruined it so-

Semi: You seriously don't know when to shut up, don't you.

Yamagata: Soz lol okay no more, Semi-san~

Ushijima: You ruined your knee-pads, Eita?

Yamagata: 'ruINED'

Ushijima: No need for worries. My father had brought a lot of spare ones for me when he visited last year. I can give you a fresh pair.

Semi:....

Yamagata: 'fresh pair' LMFAO

Semi: ... It's ok Wakatoshi it's not actually ruined

Semi: ...

Eita Semi has logged off.

Ushijima: That is strange.

Ushijima: Maybe he didn't want the brand I use?

Yamagata: ....

Ushijima: But that's weird. I think we all use the same brand, don't we..?

Goshiki: Ushijima-san! This is why I should be the ace, instead.

Ushijima: Very well. You can be the ace once you proved your worth as the ace, for the team.

Satori Tendou has sent a sighing sticker!

Taichi Kawanishi ; active now.

Taichi: Okay but who named this groupchat

Taichi: Why is it called Garden Cracks, how do I explain this to people

Goshiki: I made the name !!!!

Goshiki: And I can explain!

Tsutomu Goshiki has sent an excited sticker!

Goshiki: It's supposed to be based on a meme I found, about Ushijima-san!

Ushijima: There are memes about me?

Goshiki: !! YES

Tendou: Lol Wakatoshi-kun~~~ Do u like gardening?

Ushijima: Gardening is a wide topic but I do like plants.

Ushijima: I used to help my mom pick root vegetables back when I was younger.

Yamagata: lmfao this fuels so much of my meme energy

Goshiki: Maybe someone found out you like gardening and they made edits of you wearing farmer hats and having a sow in hand...

Ushijima: That is interesting.

Hayato Yamagata has sent a picture! Tap to view! (758kb)

Ushijima: I have never worn a farmer's hat before, especially while playing a match.

Tendou: ... sighs

Ushijima: Some people are very skilled in editing pictures.

Ushijima: I would like to meet this person so I can thank them for taking the time out to make such a realistic picture of mine.

Yamagata: LMAO someone end me

Tsutomu Goshiki has sent a wheezing sticker!

Goshiki: So that's why! Since this group chat is funny and crack-worthy, I named this group chat as Garden Cracks!

Wakatoshi Ushijima is typing...

Tendou: I'm so proud of u, tsutomu! ur doing so well!! uwu !!

Goshiki: EHEHE THANK YOU TENDOU-SAN!!!

Ushijima: Isn't crack the name for a drug we studied in health science?

Last seen by Goshiki, Tendou, Yamagata, and Reon 12:18pm.

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a/n; hello im not dead

this update is a part of my mass spam updating of all my ongoing books on the occasion of my birthday today, so.... surprise!

sorry to keep everyone waiting for updates, i hope it's worth the wait and you laughed as much as i did while writing this!

and yes, semi's girlfriend is me, we love our 10-min quic- //slapped

anyways !!! thank you for reading, ily.  uwu

-een

ps. the picture yamagata sent to the group chat is

this.

you're welcome.