Istvan : Hey- I cook!

Tobias : Offering people gum isn't cooking- 

Istvan can't really cook well- 

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Istvan when he's drunk* 

Istvan : Did I ever tell you the time I kissed Tobias? 

Jan : No- 

Istvan : Well, it was back during the Great war when we were together

Jan : 

Jan : 

Jan : Let me grab my phone to record this real quick- 

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Darius : Oh, you're still alive- 

Sergei : Don't sound so disappointed, I might get the impression that you hate me or something

Darius :

Darius :

Darius : yOu LiStEn HeRe YoU cOmMiE-

Sergei *Communist whip* 

Darius QQQQQWQQQQ

Darius IM NOT GOING BACCCCCCCC- 

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Nacht: Please don't go to hell qwq 

Nacht : and leave me here all alone

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Buck : You hide so much behind that smile- 

Buck : And you forget that your eyes can speak- 

Mitch : Guess I should try harder huh? 

Buck

Buck 

Buck : No. That's not what I meant- 

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Person : How does it feel being the only straight couple in this world? 

Archie : We- 

Paris : I was once a guy

Paris 

Paris 
Paris : And Archie was gay for me ~

Archie : You were gay for me too! 

Archie : Infact-! You were gay for me first!

Person *walks away* 

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Having 2 gay doods as dad's and having 1 #1's world's best dad mugs 

Archie 

Francis 

Archie 

Francis 

Mitch : .> 

Maple : .> 

Mitch + Maple : You guys are welcome- 

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Istvan : Can you believe all the people who are saying they're trans-

Paris 

Paris

Paris *chainsaw reeving noises* 

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Tobias : Istvan, we need to talk

Istvan : Yes? 

Roman : You guys are gay 

Istvan 

Tobias 

Tobias

Istvan : No proof - 

Jan .> 

Jan .> 

Jan : .> 

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I hope you guys have a good day / night !