Belgium legalized same-sex sexual activity in 1795

*When someone is being mean towards Nacht* 

Fate : Can I punch him in the face? 

Nacht : No, that's not nice-

Fate : PLEAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEE , Can I atleast break his nose, he deserves it for being mean to you .>

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Nacht : It's so cute! 

Fate : It's probably haunted or has rabies, we're all going to die

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Roman : You don't have to bash me for having my own opinion! 

Istvan : Okay-----? I think Transylvania should belong to me though-

Roman : aHEM! sORRY tHAT'S nOT cORRECT! 

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Fate : I HAVE A SOLUTION !

Nacht : Okay, lets hear it

Fate : IT INVOLVES......! Dramatic pause........!

Nacht : I'm listening 

Fate : There's also going to be fire involved-!

Nacht : I think you need to rework the plan.... because absolutely not, you burned down the boat last time!

Fate : I was trying- I was practicing my badass walk!

Nacht : -v- 

Fate : -w- 

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Istvan : I am allergic to anything gAY-!

Tobias : Oh no... Guess I'll just, throw out all of these gay fanfictions I found- 

Istvan : DON'T TOUCH MY SWEET BABIES!!! *Hisses* 

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Lars : Hey big brother, why is there a dead body in the living room? 

Mathias : he's just sleeping... he's just sleeping.

Lars : Did you c...check his pulse? 

Mathias : Maybe, maybe not. 

Lars : QUQ

*Mathias checks the person's pulse and finds none*

Mathias : Yep, just sleeping... Just... like ... I thought... 

Lars : YAY! 

Mathias : Yay... indeed .... backs away slowly

- 

Ellias : Hey Arrrrrrchiiiiieeeee? 

Archie : What-? 

Ellias : Can I have these flip flops? 

Archie : Why do you want them? 

Ellias : I dunno , because ... they're flip flops

Archie : What's so special about flip flops? 

Ellias : They're sooooo cooooooool! Pllllleeeeeeeeeeeeassseeeeee 

Archie : If you wear them- 

Ellias : YAY! 

Christmas time 

Ellias : Archie! I got your present! hands it to him

Archie : Oh. Thank you, it was sweet of you - opens it up and takes out flip flops

Ellias *smiles* : Francis finds them attractive, and soooooo, I got them for you! 

Archie : W-wait rEALLY? 

Ellias : .> 

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Roman  : If I screw this up, I am marrying you

Istvan : PLEASE DON'T SCREW THIS UP! 

Adam : SIR , YOUR VOLUME IS AT A TWENTY AND I NEED YOU DOWN AT A six please. 

Istvan : You're not my mom

Adam : THE HELL I AIN'T-

Istvan : 

Adam : 

Roman : 

Roman : 

Roman : 

Roman :  Hot damn ~ that's some fiesty family shit going on right there .... rWAR

Adam : please leave. 

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Roman : I am the best! 

Istvan : That wording is very petty... 

Roman *overhears the hungarian* : I know I am VERY pretty~ 

Istvan *sighs*  : I said P-E-T-T-Y

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Roman  : I'm hungry .... 

Fate  : 

Fate : 

Nacht : Oh god- you shouldn't of had said that.... 

Roman  : What? That I'm hungry...? 

Fate : 

Fate : 

Fate : 

Fate : 

Fate : 

Fate : HI HUNGRY, I'M DAD 

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Sergei  : I want all my previous soviet puppets back

Deweii  : I think that's- 

Sergei : That's my "Christmas" present, or however they say it

Deweii : *backs away slowly* 

(Russia doesn't celebrate christmas) 

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Deweii : DISHONOR ON YOU 

Deweii : DISHONOR ON YOUR COW -! 

(From the disney movie "Mulan") 

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Istvan  : Satan still owes me 50 bucks! 

Tobias : Yanno, not even going to question it- 

Istvan : *goes over to Sergei* 50 BUCKS ! 

Sergei : *grabs communist whip and wacks the ground* 

Istvan : Nice doing business with you! 

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Kaito : *nothing*

Anastasio : PAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Buck : Yanno, I dislike it when people think Anastasio is an innocent little child when he isn't.

Buck : created fascism, rumors about him say that he's protected by the mafia and even though he had the Renaissance , he's a happy , little guy when he should be a bright, artistic kind of guy ...

Buck : but all he says sometimes is pasta ./

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Mitch : hey , what does this word mean ? Points at the word independence

Archie : Oh, it means where you're basically free and no one is controlling you, you're independent.

Mitch : *revolution time escalates*

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Maple : I don't get why everyone is-

Sergei : That's the longest I hear you speak

Maple : sORRY

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Andiry : Hey Alexa, am I stupid ?

Istvan imitating Alexa's voice* : No, but Sergei is

Whip goes off in the distance

Istvan : O-O""""""

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I hope you guys have a good day and night everyone ~