Guilty as charged.

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Leo: *sitting in a  corner somewhere researching Ray Tracing and Rendering because it was brought up in class yesterday and math and science and she's a NERD™️*

Mando: *laying down in a pile of chip bags scrolling through art supplies on amazon*

Amanda: *hanging upside down from monkey bars playing Mystic Messenger.*  "LET ME LOVE YOUUU"

Kook-book: *procrastinating and struggling to story plan* "You know no matter how many times you play through that game you're not gonna be able to romance Jaehee, right?"

Amanda: "BUT SHE ROCKS THE SIDE PARTED PIXIE CUT AND PANT SUITS!!! IT'S NOT FAIR."

Mando: "oh shit- cute fictional girls in pant suits? I'm here for that."

Amanda: "I KNOW RIGHT?"

Kookie: *disappointed sigh* "why are we like this?"

Amanda: uhh... because girls?

Kook-book: "Hey- Remember that time we watched BTVS with mom when we were little and the entire Willow and Tara arch went right over our heads but every time we watched the 'Once More With Feeling' episode the 'Under Your Spell' scene was your favourite because they were singing and dancing together in pretty dresses and Willow pinned Tara on the bed then backed up out of frame and made her float in the air while she was singing "spread beneath my Willow tree, you make me complete~ you make me completeeee~~ you make me compleeeete~~~" and then it cuts to Xander researching and saying "I bet they're not even working," but you didn't realize until you were older what they were actually doing in that scene and now it haunts you and makes you smile like crazy because it evokes pure content and happiness and self acceptance and two pretty fems in dresses singing and.... uh.... yeah..... remember?"

Kook-book: ....

Mando: ....

Amanda: ....

Kookie: ....

Leo: ....

Liz: *deadpanning without looking up from phone* oh my god, you are so gay.

Amanda: mmhmm.
Mando: yeah.
Kookie: yup.
Kook-book: guilty as charged.

Leo: .... *throws a self-help book at the gayaotic fiends*

Liz: *gives Leo a thumbs up of encouragement*

A wild Thotimus Prime has appeared

Thotimous Prime: "His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe~~"

Everyone: .... *points to the door* No. Get out.

Thotimus Prime: *mimicking the Mutant Enemy card on the way out* "GRRR...ARRRG."



Mikey: "Mom, can you pick me up? I'm scared"

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