Allow me to give you an introduction. If you don't know me yet, hello, I'm @KookieANDLeo  This is just something fun I thought I would share with all of you about my inner thots. And by inner thots I mean my last remaining idiotic braincells that keep me up at night.

Let me introduce you to them.

Over here in the Brain's Control Room-or as we like to call it, the BCR- we have Kookie. She's the boss....... sorta. None of the others ever actually listen to her, but she's the only one allowed in the BCR. Everyone else was banished because this one time they were having a nerf war and they managed to set the place on fire.

Speaking of fires, over in that corner you can see what looks like some cult shit with a shrine set up and candles burning everywhere.
Dont worry about it.
Just dont.
Thats just Kook-Book's kpop shrine- okay it's exclusively centred around BTS, mostly Jungkook.
She's a horny mess, and the one responsible for EVERY THIRSY COMMENT ON WATTPAD. I am SO sorry you have to witness that. She's kinda an embarrassment actually. But she's got a great sense of humor?? And i mean, she writes the shitty fanfiction on this profile soooo if you like really cringey BTS fics check it out???

And while we're on the topic of crushing disappointments, over there you can find Mando. She's probably sniffing copics or something and muttering that she wants to die. Again. Dont worry about it. She's a struggling art student that's trying to be too ambitious with her projects. She has zero sanity left and is a state of constant panic. Don't be surprised if you see her crying over a pencil going dull.
When she's actually had sleep she's pretty chill though. Which is almost never since she will drink an entire pot of coffee at 3am with no remorse.

"BAKURA! I KNOW HOW WE'RE GOING TO DEFEAT THE PHARAOH ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!"

Oh no, here we go.....

"Let me guess, we're going to challenge him to a children's card game."

Thoti-

"NO! WE ARE GOING TO STEAL FROM HIM THE SOURCE OF HIS POWER, AND THEN WE WILL USE IT AGAINST HIM!"

Thotimus-

"His millenium puzzle?"

THOTIMUS PRIME! Stop quoting YGO Abridged for like two seconds. I'm trying to introduce you to the readers!

"WHO DISRUPTS MY CORONATION!"

*heavy sigh*

"Coronation starscream? This is bad comedy"

*a wild Kook-Book has appeared*
*a wild Mando has appeared*
*a wild Kookie has appeared*

Kook-book: Oh god, here we go again.

"M-megatron? Is that you?"

Mando: WHO LET HER START QUOTING THE TRANSFORMERS MOVIE!

"Here's a hint!"

Kookie: somebody stop her.

"*cue terrible singing of the dramatic instrumental sound track*"

Mando: WE. CANT.
*panicked screaming*

"*still singing terribly off key but in perfect timing to the film*"

Kook-Book: you know once she starts quoting THAT she won't stop til she gets through the entire movie.

"Will anyone else attempt to fill his shows?"

*screaming intensifies*

*a wild Amanda has appeared*

Amanda *gagging thotimus prime with a crusty old sock*: There.

Thank you. Anyways. As you may have gathered, that was Thotimus Prime. She's a dumb thot. She can- And WILL quote entirely useless shit at any given moment. Usually during the most inconvenient times. Mostly its her quoting the 1986 animated Transformers: The Movie cuz she's a loser.

And this-*gestures at the one who gagged her with a sock*- is Amanda. She's the worst out of all of us. Don't let that 'innocent' smile fool you. She is the definition of Gayaos.
In fact remember how i said everyone was banned from the BCR? Yeeeeah.... she's the one who somehow set it on fire. She's also been banned from Mando's corner(for wasting paper drawing girl on gorl porn with zero skill... literally scribbling gay shit like it's a high school desk in history class.), Kook-Book's cpu(for overloading the message board with thirst posts about Jekyline), and the Fortress of Solitaire(for several reasons, including crossing out the "ude" on solitude and replacing it with "aire" and a Dummy Thicc Thanos holding playing cards.)

Anyways, over by the train tracks is-nope never mind- Conductor D. Is missing again.
She's in charge of the Train of thought, except, you see. I dont have one train of thought. I have 15 trains on a single track somehow all miraculously and narrowly avoiding each other and the Conductor cannot be found on any of them. It's a fucking train wreck- no pun intended, although very fitting.
Did I mention she lost the thot caboose? Yeah. Its gone. Suspected to have been lost among Infired_JamJar 's trains. Sadly theres a no returns policy in effect.

Oh well. Moving on. No seriously everyone step away from the tracks. They occasionally de-rail.

Over here sleeping in this pile of chip bags and ramen packages is Leo....... she's practically mute and does nothing but eat and sleep all day. She doesn't like people-especially stupid people. You see the dilemma here right? I pitty the poor soul. Anyways. She's good at math..... she just hasn't had the willpower to contribute to this idiotic community in years.

Understandable.

That's Amando Dazle....... keep your distance. The terrible name is her alias for when she kills someone and has to go on the run.
*cue intro to red velvet's psycho*

Aaaaand that covers it for people who are actually supposed to be here...... but theres two more people left to introduce you to. Idk how or when they got here but they're here and I'm just rollin with it.

So this is Mikey- he's my son. (an OC of mine.)
Mikey*looking terrified*: "WHO AM I?
WHERE AM I? ARE YOU HUMAN? AM I WEARING PANTS?!!"

It's okay Mikey... Amanda is WAAAAAY over there bugging Kook-Book again.

*pats head.*

He doesn't know how he got here either. Nor does he know what the fuck is going on- but then again neither do I.

And last, but certainly not least, here's the Fortress of Solitaire, where Liz (pseudonym-lux ) resides. Don't mind the fact that one section of the cardboard fort is 6 inches thick. Amanda likes to graffiti bomb it and Liz keeps painting over it...... it hasn't even been here that long yet. And if you say the magic words, she will emerge with a cookie tin lid duck taped to a reinforced metre stick. See- watch.

IM DUMMY THICC AND LOOKING FOR SOME STONE JUICE!!

*a wild Liz has appeared*

Liz *wielding the legendary weapon*: STOP IT!
*smacks on the head then returns to the fortress*

*audible clicking of locks*

Yup. I deserved that one.

Anygays! Welcome to hell! I hope you enjoy your stay, and remember to stay sway from the train tracks!