The modern gay pride flag. Also the face of the LGBTQ+ community.

Gaystripe: Hello! Looking for your daily dose of gay? Well here it is! *poses proudly*

The crowd boos.

Gaystripe: *sits down grumpily* What? You jealous of how fabulous I am? *shakes fur* Anyways! Welcome to my guide to sexualities, romantic orientations, and genders. (Yes, the title's a tad misleading. Be quiet and listen.) You are about to hear allllllll my wonderful information about the lovely LGBTQ+ world.

Someone throws a sandwich at Gaystripe. It hits him squarely in the face, then falls to the ground, its contents spilling out.

Gaystripe: *splutters* Wh - No, that's not what LGBTQ+ stands for! Not Lettuce, glitter, bacon, and tomato! It's Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Trans!

The uproarious laughing of the crowd drowns him out.

Gaystripe: *sighs* And there you have it, folks. First lesson, ignored. *rubs at face* But anyways! There are many more lessons to come, so do come and listen to my lectures!

The crowd gives Gaystripe a collective, unenthusiastic moan.

Gaystripe: Oh shut up, all of you! *throws the broken sandwich back into the crowd, then quickly turns to the camera* I'll see you in the next lecture!

Gaystripe quickly runs offstage, yelping, as the audience begins to pelt him with glitter-filled sandwiches.

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Written by Aquarius and edited by Annco!