"mujhe nahi pata tha ke AP already live in relationship mein reh rahen Hain
In cockroaches aur spiders and rats ke sath....

Isshhhh
Kya halat Kar di hai Ghar ki.....

Ye kitne jale Kar rakhen Hain.

Aur ye na Jane kab ka khana pada hai fridge mein
Fridge is stinking....

Aur ye kapde ek ek Karke apke cupboard ke jagah ye laundry basket mein Kyun pade Hain....

Aur ye bartan kaun saaf karega.....

Maid bhi nahi hai Kya.....
Use bhi problem hai apko.....

Ayr ye bed ke neeche kitna kachra jama hai.....
Ye parde pata nahi kab se nahi dhule Hain...."

She was roaming everywhere
Planning her safai abhyaan

And Rajveer was running behind her every where to stop her but in vain.

"Swach Bharat swach Bharat bol bol ke gala dukh Gaya modiji ka.....
Yun to bade patriotic bante Hain
Ye patriotism hai apki?"

He was confused what to say....

"Naina Dekho tum"
He raised his index finger towards him but she handed him a cloth...

"Baki baten bad mein Karenge
Pehle sab jagah ki Dusting kijiye
Jab Tak main ye jale nikalti Hun....

Aise Ghar mein reh Kar kisi ko bhi depression a Jaye."

"Areee lekin"
He tried to speak.....

She tore some electric tape and sealed his lips .... Showing him her big eyes.

"Bilkul chup.....
Chalo kaam pe lago"

He took that tape out from his lips....

And wondered what is happening with him...

Slowly she cleaned everything....
Threw all the stale food and bottel of rum in dustbin...

Put his clothes in washing machine...

Changed the curtains and bedsheet

Broomed and mopped the floor....

And made him wash utensils.....

The whole house was sparkling clean
And she sat getting tired.....

And he was standing there in front of her with a frown on his face....

She gave him a close up smile with khurafati look....

"What ??"
He asked.....

"You need some cleaning too"
She said

"Kya Kya kya Matlab"
He asked scared of her intensions.

"Kabse shave nahi Kiya hai apne
Ye kaise junglii jaise ghum rahe Hain"

He has over grown Beard

"Shave ka saman Kaha hai"
She got up from bed ....

"Naina Don't you dare touch me
Mujhe nahi karna shave"

He said taking steps back

"Are Kyun nahi karna ?"
She asked strictly

"Kyunki  zarurat nahi hai"
He said not able to come up with any other answer.....

"Ohh please
Mujhse pucho....ke apko shave ki kitni zarurat hai.....
Pata hai parso raat kitna scratch Kiya hai apne mujhe .... With this thorns like hairs of yours."

She said

Making his jaw touch the ground.....

She almost sat on him to make his shave and he begged in front of her.. finally admitting to do it by himself ...

_____________

"Main to yahi soungi "
She jumped on bed ..... Irritating him to a next level...

He cried on his fate .....

"Fine tum so yaha pe
Main Bahar jaa raha Hun"
He said and turned to leave

She relaxed on bed as she know that he can't go out.

He tried to open the door , but it's locked....

Strange he never lock the door...

He tried to open it
"Ye door kaise .....

And then he got enlighten

He turned to her and saw her smirking

"Naina chabi "
He asked with anger

"Haina,
Meri bra ke andar
Nikal sakten Hain to Nikal lo"

She said eating apple....

He was unable to speak a word and got really frustrated

"Tumhe Zara so bhi Sharam nahi ATI na"
He barked

"Nahi"
She said in a cool manner....

"Fine.....
Main floor pe so Jaunga"
He said and came to take pillow and blanket......

She immediately pounced on blanket

"Ye blanket bed see neeche nahi jayega
Agar blanket chahiye to bed PE so"
She said with a angry pout

"Ye Mera Ghar hai
Mera kamra hai
Mera blanket hai
Main jaha Marzi chahun waha lekar Jaunga...."

He gave a tough fight and pulled the blanket with full force expecting her to pull it back , hence applying all his force.....
But she left the blanket and he got thrown away on floor with blanket in his hands"....

She laughed her lungs out.....
And he fumed in anger

He sat flaring his nostrils in anger....

She got down and went to him
He was sitting angry on the floor...

"Chaliye apna hath dijiye "
She said still laughing
She extended her hand to help him.

"No thanks
Main Khud uth sakta Hun"
He said with irritation......

And soon both realized
What they said....
It was just like.....

She lower her laughter and he saw her

An intense eyelock......

He got up and went to make his bedding while she remembered those good old days.

________

He got up in middle of the night to go to the washroom.... And saw her on bed
Sleeping curled up hugging herself...

Her legs were shivering slightly....

He saw her face
She was looking like an angel.....
May be because she is asleep that's why
He laughed slowly..

Otherwise .....She is no where near angel.
What a noise pollution she is making since morning....
And then got surprised with himself

Did he just smiled
Did he just laughed

This is her effect on him......
No matter how hard he deny.....but he is liking her presence around him...

He took the blanket and covered her completely ......

And took out a thin sheet from cupboard for himself
Because that's all he has in this room.

Naina felt warmth and got cozy and drifted in more deep sleep.