So I tried alcohol for the first time and it was kinda like. Meh.

But I have learned four things

1. Vodka is demon piss

2. Pineapple is just as disgusting when you mix it with Rum

3. Wine tastes like rotten grapes

4. Not even adding alcohol can ruin milkshakes.

But beyond the whole being disappointed by booze experience I had a pretty fun time.

Though I am glad that my dad graduated bartending school so I didn't just spend 50 bucks at a bar to figure out that alcohol is just boring and makes yummy stuff less yummy.

I'm still going to gay bars I'm just not gonna drink