Jayden: So do we have any Cishet friends because I'm pretty sure we somehow don't despite them being the majority?

Carter(Not me): I think they have a point actually... Can anyone think of a Cishet friend we have?

Cora: I thought I did but it turns out she's asexual homoromantic and now we march in pride parades and date

Ker(Not full name): Hmm? Did you mention me, dear?

Cora: Just trying to think of any straight friends we have, sweetie

Ker: I have one.

Cora: Who?

Carter: You sure they aren't in the closet?

Ker: He is so straight he listens to rock! His favorite song is "We Will Rock You" by Queen

Carter: That's a gay anthem he's not straight! 

Cora: I mean it goes  

"Buddy, you're a young man, hard man

Shouting in the street, gonna take on the world someday

You got blood on your face, you big disgrace

Waving your banner all over the place"  

How could we not know this?

Ker: Okay so I have no straight friends