Person 1 "You're gonna gain a ton of weight eating THAT much"

Person 2 'You'll see you'll see'

*Three hours later*

*Person 2 is at the gym*

*Person 1 is playing video games*

*Two weeks later*

Non exerciser "Ugh I gained weight... Again. What about you? You eat way more than me how'd much you gain"

Exercise Buff "What do you mean? I dropped a size... And I can bench more now. My diet rocks!!!"

Non exerciser "What?!?! How? You eat like a cow!!!"