"Do you have a boyfriend?" Straight Chick Friend(SCF)

"Nope I got a girlfriend" Queer Cool Chick(QCC)

"Gasp!! You're Gay!!! Do you have a crush on me?!?!" SCF

"I just told you I have a girlfriend and we're monogamous!!!" QCC

(Or for poly QCC)

"Nope I have standards after all you must be this queer to ride" QCC