Respect your parents, they passed school without Google!

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Teacher /noun/: A person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.

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Study /verb/: The act of texting, eating, and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

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Dear Math
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.
Sincerely.
Student.

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In bed, it's 6AM, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45
At school, it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31.

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ELEMENTARY SCHOOL:
Boy: *kisses girl*
Girl: *kisses back*
Everyone: "eeeeewwwww!!!"
MIDDLE SCHOOL:
Boy: *kisses girl*
Girl: *kisses back*
Everyone: "aaawwww How cute!"
HIGH SCHOOL:
Boy: *kisses girl*
Girl: *kisses back*
Everyone: "Go get a room, dammn!"

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School is killing us. Textbooks are made from paper, paper are made from trees, we need trees for oxygen. Thus, school is killing us.

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SCHOOL: 2+2=4
HOMEWORK: 2+4+2=8
EXAM: Omar has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.

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I think my Iphone is broken. I pressed the home button and i'm still at school.

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Me at school: "I'll work on this at home"
Me at home: "I'll work on this at school"

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Do homework:
"okay, I'm going to study now".
3 hours later
"... okay, I'm going to study now".

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Writting "etc" on a test because you can't think of anyone examples.

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School maybe hard, annoying and irritating...
But, admit it, you're going to miss it when it ends.

P/s: When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun. Not the school.
Haha LOL!