Aries: He would marry you right now 

Taurus: You have the same intelligence as Charon

Gemini: You're not really religious 

Cancer: You're like Charon, he loves you

Leo: He wants to kill you while you're sleeping

Virgo: You're a smart person, the same exact opposite as Taurus 

Libra: He fucking hates you

Scorpio: Best friend 

Sagittarius: He wants nothing to do with you 

Capricorn: Just a normal friend 

Aquarius: You actually scare him 

Pisces: He totally can't stand you

As a Taurus, I can confirm that I have the same intelligence as Charon :3