👆 Bro and I messing around one fine day last September.  I've got a small album of us acting stupid.  😜🤪

If you look closely, you can spot the reclusive Kat, as well as the elusive 'I-don't-wanna-get-up-today'.  😂

You'd think he thinks more with a face like that...

He's dad's boy...

*During the Easter egg hunt*

Bro and I: *Looking for Easter eggs*

Dad: *Following us*

Dad: *Cough-cough*  Jesus.  *Cough*

Bro and I: *Look at each other in confusion*

Mom: *Looks at dad in confusion*  (It happens a lot.)

Dad: *Progressively louder hacking noises*  JESUS!  *REHEHEEEH*

Mom: Dear, no one understands you.

Me: .......................

Me: You mean look by the Nativity scene in the back by the firepit, right?

Dad: *Triumphantly*  YEEESSS!!!  YOU UNDERSTAND ME!!!

Me: It's a gift.

Me: ..And a curse.

Me: ..But mostly a curse.

Bro: *Yells*  DETECTIVE MONK REFERENCE!!!

Me: NOW THAT'S AN EASTER EGG!!!

Bro and I: *High-five*

Mom: *Making the: 'Help, they're speaking modern English' face again*

Me: *Telling the boys that dinner will be served in three minutes*

Bro: *Looking absolutely disgusted*  WE HAVE TO WAIT THREE WHOLE MINUTES?!!

Bro: *Modeling his new suit*

Me: Is that an Agreste original?

Bro: *Dies*

When you get out of your house (or rather, off your property) so rarely that there's literally a new house on your street, on what was formerly the empty lot.

..............................

Yeah.

Dad: Well, look at that.  This might be the first April ever where there's no snow.

Us: DON'T JINX IT!!!

Bro, with no context whatsoever: I see what they mean about cleavage.

*Currently jamming along with this song*

https://youtu.be/A-VUvui1hHk

*Smirks*  Ohh, yeah.  😉

It do be catchy, tho.  😂

I've had it in my head all day, tbh.  😅

And I showed it to my bro.

He likes it, too.  

Oh, yes.  It's all going according to plan.  😈

*On comms during a training exercise*

Jay: GUYS, HELP!

Cole: Don't worry Jay, Zane's on his way, but you need to tell us your location.

Zane: What are your coordinates, Jay Gordon Walker?

Jay: I'm by a cloud that looks like a lion.

Cole: Can you be more specific?

Jay: Simba.