👆  DON'T TELL ME THAT THIS ARTIST DIDN'T STEAL PART OF THE GREEN NINJA THEME-!!!  😡👿

https://youtu.be/u0V72eP9VXI

https://youtu.be/m3K1D60zvZY

Just saving random old comments of mine, don't mind me..!

🎶There was a chipmunk in mom's flowerbed,

Yesterday it was a squiiiirrel,

She asked me why they don't leave it alone,

So I said, 'it's fertile!'🎶

Whenever I have my tea in hand, 

The shadows turn to light,

For when I take a sip, life, I'll conquer it,

And use my knives to fight!!!

https://youtu.be/h19I2b_Yzg4

What non-Canadians think Canadians are like: Omigosh, those freaky weirdos are so WEIRD.  WEIRD.  Why are they always out in the snow so much?  They're crazy.  What is their deal with maple syrup?  (Et cetera...)

Meanwhile, actual Canadians: *Peek outside*  The Weather Network says that it'll be -1° tonight.  Brenda, break out the heavy blankets.  It's time to go into hibernation.

Also Canadians: OH SHIIII-  IT'S GONNA BE A WHOPPER OF A FREEZE TONIGHT.  HOW WILL WE EVER SURVIVE THIS DEVASTATING TRAGEDY THAT HAS BEFALLEN OUR HUMBLE COUNTRY?!!!!

😑  ..It's called Winter, mate.

Also Canadians: *Unholy screeching every time they have to go out ANYWHERE in the cold months*  Do we really have to go..  *Shudders*  OUTSIDE?  In the COLD?  Where I could potentially DIE?  In a SNOWBANK?

..That's your driveway, dude.  And don't worry, the snow generally doesn't last more than a day.  😔

S H O V E L  I T.

Plus, if you're not R E A L L Y up North, the snow (when we actually HAVE a decent snow, which is becoming ever rarer due to global warming) seldom lasts for more than a day or two, max.  (As I've mentioned already.)  We have more if we're lucky, and it's usually AFTER Christmas.

What we have, dear non-Canadians, is S L U S H.

And really cold rain.

And G R E Y.

EVERYTHING IS GREY!!!

Earl Grey, that is.  *Sips tea*

AND WHY DOES PRACTICALLY EVERYONE LIVE WITHIN A 0.5 METRE DISTANCE OF EACH OTHER WHEN EVERYONE HATES EVERYONE ELSE?!!

I MEAN, REALLY?!!

WHERE'S THE SENSE IN THAT?!!

BEHOLD THE FAMILY'S NEW(EST) PHONE HOLDER!!!  AOFHEKGOWDNMQLDHSI!!!

(Ignore the screen.)  😅

THE DRAGONS RISING SHORTS ARE OUUUTTTT, SO I'M POSTING THEM HERE IN CASE YOU MISSED THEM!!!

(Lobbo-Lobbo.)

https://youtu.be/VOEF7YcDXhs

https://youtu.be/jgKjnRBTnPk

https://youtu.be/bNwdIJ0SI18

GIVE LLOYD BABY HIS NOODLES!  HE'S HUNGRY!!!

(Or just, yk, give the poor kid some candy, IG.)

https://youtu.be/JKr0Am6Y4p4

IS THAT RIYU, THO, OR WHAT?!!!  DID HE ALSO GET BIGGERRR?!!  SCREEEEECH!!!  APOGJNEOHJWA0VJEOUJ

Me: *Sitting at the computer, in the dark, wearing the hood on my hoodie up*

My bro: *Walks by*

My bro: *Startles and freezes, gasping*

My bro: *Hand over what tiny semblance of a heart he has*  Oh my GOSH, you look like a hacker!!!

Me: Hehehe!  *Hunches over keyboard meowsteriously and types*

Bro: Wait..  YOU'RENOTINMYACCOUNT,AREYOU?!!

Me: Maybe..?

Him: ITLOOKSLIKEMYACCOUNT,THO-

Me: *Snorts sarcastically*  Yeah, like that would be a challenge for me to access...

The fam: *All together in the car*

Me: *Suddenly (and temporarily) becoming overwhelmed and exhausted by the great mysteries of life*

Me: *Leans head on bro's shoulder, eyes closed*

Bro: *Shocked inhale*

Bro: *Flustered breathing*

Bro: *In a voice of overawed reverence, I swear*  Mom, mom, MOM!  DaddadDAD!  *Whispers as loudly as he dares*  Look!  LOOK!  SHE'SNEVERDONETHISBEFORE!!!

Bro: Ahhh!  I'VE NEVER HAD A GIRL LEAN HER HEAD ON MY SHOULDER BEFORE!!!  Aaaawww!  LOOK!!!  SHE'S SO CUTE!!!  SHE'S SLEEPING!!!  😍😍😍

Me: *Not even opening my eyes*  I'm not asleep, you know.  

Me: And no, I would NEVER date you.  I'm not a sucker for punishment or anything.

Me: ..Now stay still, I'm resting.

Bro: *Stupidly grinning*  Eeheehee!  

My bro: *Having trouble with one of his many games*

Me: *Raises eyebrow*

Me: *Solves the riddle in two seconds*

Bro: Actually, it was 1.5 seconds.

Me: *Smugly does the other one he's having trouble with*

Me: The key is HAVING logic, and USING it, too.

Bro: Ohhh, so THAT'S why I couldn't do it..!  👍

Me: .................................

Me: At least you know your place...

The fandom:  (That means, you, too!)  Morro is a perfect cinnamon scone who's never done anything wrong in his entire life!
Lloyd: Never done anything wrong?! He set an entire city block on FIRE!

And the whole Preeminent/cursing a Realm thing...

And theft...

And destruction of property...

And grievous bodily harm...

And attempted murder...

S E V E R A L  T I M E S!!!

..But it's fine now.  😊