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NPC Name Bolai. Only works on English.

You can Find Him In Liyue at the Beginning of Archon Quest

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Time: 9:53 AM
Location: Mondstadt, Springvale
Status: Normal

We've Been doing Commission Quest around Mondstadt Together with Aether and Paimon. This Emergency Food trying to chase the butterfly, Then Someone pulled us over right into the bush.

Kayden: Woah- the hell?

???: Shh!!

ID Name: Xiangling

Xiangling, Aether and Kayden peek out to the bushes. Then She Starts Drooling over the Boars and wipe her drool off.

Kayden: Jesus christ..

Xiangling: Shh.. keep it down, I'm Hunting... I've always heard about the wide range of ingredients you can find in Mondstadt, and it looks like it's true!

Aether: You're a hunter to catch those boars?

Xiangling: No - I'm a chef! A Chef on a mission to find rare and exotic ingredients from all corners of the world! My name is Xiangling, I'm from Liyue Harbor. And you?

Aether: I'm Aether.

Kayden: I'm Kayden Freeman.

Paimon: Hello. My Name Is Paimon.

Xiangling: Paimon!

Xiangling Stares at Her.

Paimon: why are you looking at me like that?

Xiangling: What an Exotic Creature, Is it Edible?

Kayden: Yes.

Paimon: For The Last Time! Paimon is Not an Emergency Food!!

Kayden: But I did made you a sandwich outfit..

Xiangling: You seem 3 of you like good friends, I have a good friend too, Called Guoba.

Paimon: Isn't that the name of Liyue Snack?

Xiangling: Hee-Hee.. Both The Snack and my friend have a special place in my heart.

Kayden: hmm.. Both Snack and Friend huh, Girl! You Just gave me a Good word for us! Maybe I Will Treat Paimon as Snack and Friend!

Paimon: Xiangling?! Why did you gave him an Idea!

Aether: She didn't mean to though..

Kayden: That's right ^_^

Paimon: 

Kayden: I'm Bullet Ploof..

Xiangling: Anyway, can you do some hunting for me? There's lots of games around here that would be amazing to cook with. I can't catch anything to save my life and I don't want to miss out!

Kayden: You sure you really like cooking, huh..

Xiangling: *smile* Of Course! How about you get those 3 boars over there.

Kayden: sure, if you insist..

Kayden walks away looking at the pack of boars armed with a Plasma Pistol.

Aether Followed me from Behind, Kayden noticed him and turn around.

Aether: I'll help too.

Kayden: Then you go collect the meat after i picked off 3 boars. Trust me, I'm good at shooting.

Kayden turn away and Firing 3 shots per each 3 boars. Aether Carried 3 Boar meats and gave it to Xiangling.

Xiangling: Wowee! This is great! Some of it I'll shallow fry, some of it I'll deep fry with mushroom- ooh, and I wonder how well it goes with slime condensate.

Kayden: Wait, you use slimes as an ingredient? p_p

Xiangling: yes of course! With this, My cooking taste will be great! I was thinking about new recipes, do you imagine that one of my cookings will be popular in a blast!

Xiangling's face was off the world, then she looked closely at Kayden's face while her eyes turned into stars.

Kayden: *Blush* Too close! Too Close! Too Close Goddamn it!

Xiangling went back to normal and focused on the cooking method instead as she grabbed some boars to cook.

Allan: Hey! What do you think you're doing?!

Allan came right at us.

Allan: This is a boar's natural habitat, you can't hunt them here! You'll send them all running. We hunters know better than to kill the chicken to get at the egg.

Xiangling: oh, I get it! The freshest, best quality meat comes from free-range boars that grow up in the environment nature intended for them! If they all ran off... it would be a major blow to gastronomy-no, to all mankind!

Kayden: what the f*beep* Is she talking about.. -_-

Allan: You should apologize to Draff.. As our leader, he always stresses the importance of respecting the rules of the hunt. I'm afraid he is very upset right now..

Kayden: I Agree with him.

Xiangling: I made a mistake, and I should go and apologize. Hee-hee, thanks guys. I'll cook up some more tasty snacks for you once this is over.

(Time Skip)

After Xiangling apologizes to Draff for killing the boars, She smells something over the distance in Springvale.

Xiangling: what was that smell.. It's.. gorgeous..

She talks to brook. She was doing cooking stuff on her own.

Xiangling: Hello, may I have a taste of your delicious cooking?

Brook: Sorry, I've taken all the orders I can for the next few days. The Earliest I Could put you down for is seven days from now, is that okay?

Paimon: wow, it must ve delicious if it's that popular.

Aether: Odd... This woman is clearly a very popular chef.

Kayden: Probably...

Paimon: Yeah, good point, why does Draff want Xiangling to help when Springvale already has this lady.

Brook: Hmm.. Maybe he feels that Mondstadt's cuisine can't compete with that of Teyvat's biggest business hub Liyue Harbor. But I Disagree! I Don't think my cooking is at all inferior to anyone else's.

Xiangling: Well then.. Show me what you got! Maybe I can give you some feedback.

Brook: Sorry, but customer feedback like " Oh, That taste good" is no use to me. If I wanted feedback I would as a professional chef- Hang on, Are you... Xiangling!?

Xiangling: That's me!

Brook: It's really you! Well, I Guess you do know what you're doing when it comes to cooking meat then. As it happens, I have one of today's prime cuts remaining. So tell me, how would you cook this?

Kayden: Oh boy.. There goes talk about foods now. I'mma sit this one out..

As these 2 are talking about foods and ingredients, time passes and now they start to argue, turning it into clash of the titans.

Paimon: Whoa Whoa Whoa, Stop Arguing!

Aether: I Guess this is a sort of culinary Clash of the titans.

Paimon: What makes you say that? 

Kayden: No No.. He's Got a Point.

Xiangling: Hmph. Well, There's only one sure-fire way out of a cooking dispute. I Declare a cook-off!

Brook: Suits me! If you can't beat my cooking. It'll show that Draff was clearly wrong about you.

Xiangling: Alright. But if I win, you have to use my winning dish to promote springvale!

Brook: And if you lose. You have to add my winning dish to the Wanmin menu! With a caption saying "This special addition to the wanmin menu is generously provided by Chef Brook of Springvale, meat expert." Hmph!

Xiangling: you have a deal! I'm off to get ingredients, I will see you all in Liyue!

Kayden: what?

Xiangling Ran off and headed to Liyue.

Kayden: You can't just run off like that! Wait! For a normal girl, she runs fast.. lets go catch her up before she gets into trouble i guess...

Aether: Right.

10 Minutes Later

We Intercept Xiangling to Liyue.

Xiangling: I Think we're getting close...

Paimon: Have you decided what you're looking for yet?

Xiangling: of course not.

Paimon: Then how are you so sure of yourself?

Xiangling: Well.. That's just my style. If I decided in advance exactly how I was going to cook something. There'd be no element of surprise to the dish. In the same way, If I knew what I was looking for before I found it, it wouldn't be a surprise.

Paimon: But that's so risky...

Kayden: Don't tell me you always like this to find all ingredients to cook, huh..😑

Xiangling: Relax, this is how I came up with all the signaturee dishes at Wanmin Restaurant. Let's look around here, I'll let you know when I find something I Like.

Kayden: If you insist...

So we Started Collecting some random stuff, Xiangling will only tell us if some ingredients we picked up are important. Aether Collect Few Lotus Heads on a small ponds and I Collect Some Jueyun Chilis.

We Regroup to a small mountain with Xiangling where Kayden Collect The Jueyun Chilis.

Xiangling: I still feel like we're lack something...

Aether: What do you mean?

Xiangling: It's Missing a little boom shaka-laka!

Paimon: Yeah, now that you mention it, it is a little boom shaka-laka-lacking.

Kayden: I Think I got something though 

Kayden Spotted a twig near the cliff.

Kayden: Hey Paimon, you see this twig?

Paimon: yeah?

Kayden kick the twig silently.

Kayden: *Whisper* Shkaka...

Paimon: ??? what?

Kayden: Never mind, I'm just horsing Off..😄

Xiangling: Brook may be a stickler for convention, but she is a talented chef nonetheless. There's no doubt she will source the fanciest- quality ingredients. To win this will take a truly mind-blowing dish. Something like sea-serpent salad, stir-fried Qingxin flower, or wild mushrooms in a rich slime jus..

Paimon: Urgh... a slime jus?!

Kayden: 😐

Xiangling: Haha, I know how weird it sounds but I Guarantee you it taste incredible. I'll make some for you next time!

Kayden: I Think I'll pass on this one. Not My Slimes... 😭

Xiangling Grab Kayden's Coat on front.

Xiangling: I Don't Get it, what's not to love....?

Kayden: Off my coat please...

Xiangling Calm down and stop grabbing Kayden's Coat.

Xiangling: Never mind that, I've just remembered there's somewhere I Never checked out last time. My gut tells me that's where we'll hit the jackpot. Let's take a look!

Kayden: oh boy..

5 Minutes Later

During our Ingredient hunting, we discovered a man with wolf or cat ears? Shivering down near the waterfall.

Olaf: Br... so, so-cold..

Xiangling: He's shivering! We need to warm him up, quick!

Paimon: Make a Fire!

Xiangling: Hot Soup Would be even better. Kayden and Aether, How about I look after him while you make him a nice warm bowl of soup? We Passed a hilichurl camp on the way here. There'll almost certainly be a campfire there to cook on.

Kayden: alrighty Then! Leave it to me.

Xiangling: Great! Be as quick as you can.

Kayden Brought Out The Combat Shotgun, Shoot a Sticky bombs on the ground, He Ran Towards it and Jump The Moment the sticky bomb explode, He Made a Fastest Sticky Jump, Then he Comes back by descending in the air carrying The Hot Pot with Bare Hand.

Xiangling: what?!

Paimon: Watch Out Everyone!

Kayden Double Jump and land on the ground without taking fall damage. The Pot Is Filled with Hot Water, He placed it on the ground, He Use Star Platinum's Arm to Hold the Pot on balance while he brought out Few Pack of Woods behind his back, What my friends see is The pot Defying Gravity without falling off balance, He place The Wood under the pot. He Lit it up with The Flame Belch and finally place the standing for the pot. All Done. Non-Stand Users can't see stands.

Kayden: Xiangling, does any kinds of hot soup counts?

Xiangling: Sure. I don't know how tough you able to handle such heat with only bare hands.

Kayden: yeah...

Kayden Look at Paimon.

Kayden: Paimon, Get In the pot.

Paimon: No!

Kayden: Just Kidding.. Aether can you hold me some ingredients for me?

Aether: okay..

Kayden pass bunch of few ingredients to Aether. 

2 Minutes Later

Kayden Finished the Soup he made.

Kayden: 👌*Mouth Pop Noise* Noice.

Kayden Gave The Soup to Olaf and he enjoy with it.

Olaf: Mmm... That is Better... That is Better.. Thank you. That soup really did the trick.

Xiangling: Hey Kayden, can i taste it? your really good at cooking.

Kayden: hmm... okay.. but i have it on the spoon and extras.

Kayden Brought out a spoon half filled with soup and gave it to Xiangling, when she taste Kayden's cooking is complete alien to her, the taste and texture is different from what she taste in Teyvat.

Xiangling: wow.. it taste different.. and good at the same tim- *Blush*Wait.. if this spoon that Kayden used- That Must be a Indirect kiss!!

Kayden: Relax.. this is the spoon I've used.. -_-

Kayden showed a spoon covered in soup

Xiangling: Phew..

Aether: What Happened to you, did you get yourself frozen?

Olaf: Yes. I was chasing a boar. And after chasing him all this way he slipped into those underground ruins over there. I followed it inside, but ran into a cryo regisvine. It froze me instantly. When I woke up, I ran outside, but... I only made it this far before my strength failed me.

Kayden: wow. Who knew cryostasis exists in fantasy world, huhh.

Xiangling: Cryo Regisvine? Vines... attack people?

Olaf: They do now! I'd heard of them before from others, but this was the first time seeing one with my own eyes.

Paimon: Yikes, we should definitely keep our distance from the ruins.. It sounds dangerous.

Xiangling: It sounds delicious!

Kayden: Seriously.. Even she sees dangerous monsters are also foods now. What's on the next list? Hilichurls and Abyss mage?

Xiangling: That's it! The Missing ingredient! The icing on the cake!

Kayden: Do I need to kill that thing? I haven't even seen a real Cryo regisvine.

Xiangling: Only one way to find out, Let's go!

Xiangling ran off towards the ruins.

Kayden: *sigh* there she goes..

Aether: what about you, You should head back to Springvale.

Olaf: Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. But you must stop her, she is putting herself in grave danger.

Kayden: Don't worry, where not gonna leave her behind. lets go before she face the mini-boss

Kayden Pump The Combat Shotgun.

We Followed Xiangling onto the dungeon where she was looking for the Cryo Regisvine.

Paimon: Slow Down! It's Dangerous in here.

Xiangling: ingredients don't stay fresh for long!

Use Quick Scope Shot with a heavy cannon on single Pyro Hilichurl crossbow and Normal Ballista Shot on normal hilichurls, picking them off one by one, Cannot use BFG 9000 due to friendly fire and Super Weapons are the only ones that runs out of Ammo.

Kayden: This Is my world.. Your Not Welcome In my World!

Aether Slash 3 Hilichurls with a wide swipe attack and Xiangling stab and slash with her spear against 4 Hilichurls, its only the first part of the dungeon,

Xiangling: we need to get going before they expire!

Paimon: Yeesh, she's quite a fighter

(Time Skip)

As we keep progressing through the ruins, We Saw a giant ice plant on the center of the Area.

Xiangling: aha, this must be it!

Kayden: I Think you all should stay away from i- Xiangling!

Xiangling was very close to the Cryo Regisvine.

Xiangling: Hee-hee, this is perfect! Come to me, my little treasure.

The ice plant reforms, turn into a giant flower

Kayden: Holy Christ!

The Cryo Regisvine attacks with spraying icicles. We all Dodge an Incoming icicle attacks.

Xiangling: Whoa! My ingredients are attacking me! Travelers, help me put him in his place!

Kayden: Some Kind Of Super-ass Flower!

Kayden Switch to Sasha, change mode to Energy Shield, Aiming at its head and shooting on its weakpoints non-stop.

Kayden: Pass!

Kayden shoot 2 grenades at Aether and he use Anemo Elemental Burst right towards the Cryo Regisvine, on contact The grenades was in the mini-typhoon exploded causing mix with pyro element, Melting the Cryo Regisvine, it stunned and fall off the ground, Kayden use Super Shotgun and drag himself right towards it with a meathook and take a shot on close range, use the Sentinel hammer to extended the daze of the Cryo regisvine, Switch to Rocket launcher lock-on burst mode, shoot 3 rockets, switch to ballista normal shot, Combat Shotgun with sticky bombs and Final shot is the Pepsi Launcher, finish it off with a blast against the Cryo Regisvine.

Kayden: KABLEWEEEEE!!!!!

Xiangling grabs some parts of a Cryo Regisvine for her own ingredients.

Xiangling: Woah.. what was that smell..

Kayden: *Burp* Holy Dooly!

Paimon: Hey, Is that your favorite drink turn into a weapon? I- Uh.. How many weapons you have now?

Kayden:

← To be Continued

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