Chapter 41 Cooking and Being a Dad

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Time: 11:55 AM
Location: Outside, Near Cliff
Status: Fever.

Kayden, Filo and Naofumi Start Killing monsters to Farm EXP, Filo did a Powerful High Kick and Naofumi was Blocking any Monster attacks and turned his shield into a 2 Headed Dog and Chew Off Few crawling lizard monsters, however Kayden's State Was a bit worse.

Kayden: *Miss Shots with a Plasma Pistol* is it me.. Or do I look sick.. *Cough*

Kayden's Vision was blurred,3 Small Hornet Caught me off guard from behind.

Naofumi: Kayden!

Kayden: Crap, I Wasn't paying attention!

Naofumi: Damn it. Filo! Protect him!

Filo: okay!!

2 Minutes after the battle.

Kayden was resting on the ground, and they weren't sure about how Kayden got this fever.

Kayden: *Pant 3x* That Strange. I just woke up in the morning like this.

Filo: Oni-chan, are you okay?

Naofumi: hey hey, what happened to your unlimited stamina of yours?

Kayden: I Don't know... *Sneezed*

Naofumi: *sigh*

Naofumi Carried me back to the Cart..

Few Hours Later

Kayden Checked Time

Time: 4:12 PM

Kayden: i'm Hungry..

Naofumi: Where almost there..

Kayden: almost what..

Filo: Master, something's going on there.

Filo Stop the Cart.

Naofumi: Stay here Kayden.

Kayden: What? It's not like I Would go anywhere..

While they left, Kayden Tries to Spawn a Single Pepsi Can if it removes fever by drinking it. After drinking it, nothing happened and it didn't remove the fever.

Kayden: oh my god. Is it because I almost drowned in the hot spring Or the water was contaminated, impossible. I can able to breathe underwater.

And Then Kayden Fell asleep, he Doesn't even know how long will it last until Kayden becomes better.

Another Hours Later

I Heard noises outside the cart. Sounds like camping there because of the firewood noise.

Kayden: *groan*

Kayden Woke up but the Fever remains.

Kayden: *Yawn*

I Barely Stand up and Naofumi was sitting here, Filo was asleep in Bird Form and some dress leftovers?

Kayden: Oi Partner. Why is there a dress next to Filo?

Naofumi: huh? *gasp*

Naofumi Saw it too and he stood up and picked it up.

Naofumi: It can't Be..

Kayden: *Cough* I Heard Filo is an Omnivore and it can gulp anything she wants. But. What did filo eat?

Naofumi: Kayden. We saw nothing, didn't we?

Kayden: Don't Be Stupid! I Don't even know what Filo eats people.

Naofumi: If we can just destroy evidence.

Kayden: BAKA!! THIS WOULD MAKE THINGS WORSE AND OUR INNOCENT NAMES WILL REMAIN DIRTY AGAIN, THATS RIGHT! *Cough* JUST CONFESS TO SOMEONE!

Naofumi: What?! YOU WANT US TO GO CONFESS THAT FILO ARE SOME NOBLE'S DAUGHTER?!

Kayden: *Dramatic gasp* 

Our Crazy Noise Conversation woke up Filo by opening one eye.

Filo: huh? What's wrong master?

Naofumi: Filo, Where's Melty?

Filo: Mel-chan? She's sleeping in my feathers. Mel-chan wake up.

Melty pops out on Filo's Feathers.

Kayden quickly averted his eyes.

Kayden: oh my god, why is she naked?!

Melty: what's wrong..

Naofumi: what are you doing?

Melty: Filo-chan's feathers are so soft and comfortable.

Naofumi: so you took off your clothes?

Melty nodded

Kayden: eh?

Kayden Barely walks and touches the fluffy feathers and i felt sleepy and warm.

Kayden: fluffy.. Soft and com..for..ta, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Kayden Fell right into Filo's Feathers.

On Kayden's Though: in my past Life, I Use to have a Pet Rooster.. Sadly it died long ago when i was 12.. brings back of my childhood memories..

Naofumi picks up a single Filo's Feather.

Naofumi: Do these feathers have sleep-inducing powers or something?

(Time Skip right Into The Melromac's Capital)

We Ran away from that single knight chasing right at us. The Knight looks like a Teenager.

Kayden: Hey Naofumi? Why the hell do we need to run away?

Naofumi: what else can we do? He's coming for us.

Kayden: Can we atleast talk to him?

Knight: Shield Hero, Wait!

Naofumi: tch, what a pest. This way!

We Ran into the downstairs Hide into the Dark alleys.

Naofumi: you okay?
Kayden: Im fine.. Im Almost better by now.

NaofumI: We Split up. Go get Filo. and regroup back to the Cart

Kayden: okie. Wait.. what are you going to do without me?

Naofumi: Ill Figure it out somehow.

Kayden: nani?

Naofumi Already Ran off and went in a different direction to lure the knight away.

Kayden: You have got to be kidding me..

So Kayden went out to Find Filo for about 3 Minutes

Then Me and Filo Came back and found complete destruction on this Street.

Kayden: Hey Naofumi, what just happened here?

Naofumi: oh, Motoyasu once again..

Motoyasu quickly walks in front of Filo, he grabs her hand and kneels.

Motoyasu: Filo-chan. That's your name, right?

Filo: yep.

Motoyasu: you poor thing. Naofumi's working you like a horse, isn't he?

Filo Smiled

Filo: I Like Running with the carriage.

Motoyasu: Naofumi. You swine. You're making her pull your wagon like that fat bird? You'll Pay for this!

Filo: you called me fat..

Motoyasu: huh?

Filo: You made fun of me the last time we met, too.

Motoyasu: I did? When?

Filo Transform back into a Bird

Filo: I Hate you spear guy!

Motoyasu: Y-you were the fat bi-

And So, Motoyasu was once again kicked in the balls that even his crotch armor can't protect it.

Kayden: *Wheeze Laugh* I can't breath... xD

Melty walks up on front of Naofumi.

Melty: Savior of the Heavenly Fowl, No, Shield Hero. I need to talk to you.

Kayden: Class up?, Just you and Filo right? Since My Lvl is 0, I Got What I Already Needed :v

Naofumi: huh? Gilgamesh is here.

Kayden: yo! Gil ^_^.

Gil: Oh, you again

Kayden: I see you're doing class up right? Guess Me, Naofumi and Filo came in second.

Gil: I am already max level, class up isn't necessary. These two are a different story

Kayden: same either, Just naofumi and Filo. I Don't need class up since my lvl is 0.

Naofumi: Hey, do you know how much the class up?

Naofumi was talking to the nun with a glasses

Nun: 15 Golds per person. If you may ask.

Naofumi: Then.

He Gave her two small sacks per 15 gold.

Naofumi: That makes 30 for Just me and Filo.

A Different Nun appeared behind us

Nun: Our Apologies. We seem to have made a mistake. We are forbidden from providing upgrades to the shield hero's party.

Filo: No way. But.

The Nun Shows a Scroll.

Nun: It's a Direct order from his Majesty.

Kayden Made a Stomp and Caused a Crater.

Kayden: Dat Trash King.

Gil launched a sword at the nun holding the scroll, killing her

Gil: move out of their way if you wish to keep your pathetic lives, mongrels

Kayden wipe the blood on his face with a Tissue.

Kayden: agh.. Ew.. Blood of heretics e.e

Nun 2: B-but its the order from the k-

Gil kills her as well

Gil: Did my word fall to deaf ears? I said.....

He kills another nun

Gil: move

The nuns ran out of the church in fear

Gil: Raphtalia, kill them all

Kayden: I think they're gonna use it as an excuse of murdered by Shield Hero. -_-

Gil: There will be no excuses if no one here is alive, go!

Raphtalia; B-but....

Her slave crest tazes her

Gil: *sigh* by the authority of the slave crest, I command you to kill them all! And remember none of it when you are done

Naofumi: Wait Stop th-

Kayden Stopped naofumi from interfering Gil's Stuff

Kayden: Hold it Naofumi, once he's like this, there's no stopping him from doing what he wants. I would have done the same thing if I was him instead. Cover your ears Filo.

Filo cover her own ears.

Raphtalia's eyes become dead as a dark aura surrounds her

Raphtalia: Yes....master

She rushes out of the church at mach speeds

Nun: H..help-

Before her cries of help was heard, she was sliced in half by Raphtalia

Nun 2: KYAAAAA!

Raphtalia: Die....

The excalibur morgan pierces the nun's heart, killing her.

The slaughter goes on, Gil watches all that with a sadistic grin on his face, While Kayden was Relaxing on his Chair drinking pepsi.

Kayden: Well, Atleast its not my fault for the slaughter here.

The rest of the nuns tried to fight back by firing light magic towards Raphtalia, but she deflects them all with Excalibur Morgan

Raphtalia: Excalibur.....

She raises the Excaiubur Morgan with one hand

Raphtalia: Morgan

A huge beam of dark energy is fired towards the nuns, incinerating them all, leaving nothing but ashes.

Raphtalia comes back to Gil and collapses onto him

Kayden: Should I Heal Her? p_p.

Gil opens the Gate of Babylon, takes out a healing potion of the highest quality and feeds it to Raphtalia. One second later, the injuries disappeared like it was never there before

Gil: No need, I wouldn't want to owe you any favors

Kayden: oka- FILO, DON'T EAT IT!!

Filo was in bird form trying to eat the nun's corpse. She stopped as i shouted

Kayden: Jeez, she's an omnivore you see, she eats anything p_p.

Gil: Filo, be a good girl and don't eat these corpses, okay? They will only give you stomach aches.

Filo: Haii~

Filo transforms back to human form. And continue our short time of Class Up.

Gil stomps on one of the corpses before he leaves, carrying Raphtalia on his back.

(Time Skip)

On Shield Hero Party, we roll out to find more monsters to gain more EXP after Class Up, Naofumi and Filo had a hard time choosing class up.

Kayden Check Our Gold, Looks like we are almost about to Run out.

Kayden Looks around and hides it, then he pulls a tool gun and Dupe Tons of Gold.

Kayden: *snort* ohohohoho. 45 gold is fine.

Kayden was at the back of the seat, while Naofumi was on the front updating his shield.

Naofumi: what are you doing?

Kayden: Nothing.. e.e

Naofumi Level 40/70

Filo Level 75/200

Kayden's Level, Still 0

Kayden: hey Naofumi. Look.

Filo: Master, Look.

Naofumi: hmm?

There's Tons Of People here.

Villager: Please! Trade us Food!

Naofumi: I'd honestly prefer money.

Villager: We Don't have any. We have nothing else left.

Naofumi: are you people not from melromarc?

Villager: N-No. We're Refugees from the north.

Refugee: Some Adventurer apparently sent from here put together a resistance force and started a revolution. And now we're in the mess.

Naofumi: What was this adventurer look like?

Refugee: we Don't really know, but the rumors says he use a bow.

Naofumi: Bow?

Kayden: Sounds like Its Itsuki.

Naofumi: Set up an emergency kitchen.

Kayden: *sigh Yare yare. Guess Ill be Gordon Ramsay Time.

They then see some kind of golden aircraft flying above them

Kayden: oh my, Speak of the devil.

Naofumi: It can't be!

Filo: Gilgamesh ni-chan!

The Vimana lands beside them, Gil steps down from it as the aircraft fades away. They notice Raphtalia and Yua are not with him

Kayden: Its Gil, what are you doing here? I Thought your with Yua.

Gil: They are having a mother-daughter day so I decided not to bother them

Kayden: Sounds Touching. My past life with my sisters doesn't get along much with me... ehehe...

Gil: First you are lovesick, next thing I know, you are having family issues as well? I almost feel bad for you, almost.

Kayden: I have A Dark past with my family.. -_-, why would I Say that, Just Help me with these people. I hate seeing them die off in front of us.

Gil: I'm not exactly the cooking kind of person you know. I'm a king, servants are supposed to cook for me.

Kayden: Then where are your servants at? Who's gonna pass a plate each time. Filo can't do that much because i heard that In Human form can be tired easily. Me and Naofumi will do the cook stuff. AH I See, How about you learn how to cook and surprise Yua with your delicious food. That might help.

Gil's mouth starts to twitch as a tick mark grew on his forehead

Gil: You are asking me, Gilgamesh, to learn how to cook? Who do you think you-

Flashback...

Raphtalia: Dad's food is the best~

Flashback ends

Gil: Grrrr........

Kayden: Something on your mind

Gil swallowed his pride

Gil: *sigh* fine I will learn how to cook.....

He said with a dejected tone

Kayden: heh Dads..

Kayden Tears appeared on his cheek. He Quickly Wipes it with gold experience hand.

Kayden: *sigh* reminds me of someone else i care about.

Gil: you okay?

Kayden: im Fine! See, nothing bad at all. :')

Gil: Stop hiding it, sorrow is written all over your face

Kayden: *sigh* Do you want me to say it? Or back to cooking.

Gil: How about we talk while cooking?

Kayden: okay.

Then Kayden teach Gil how to Cook with delicious Food,

Kayden Spawned a Small House Kitchen next to the Cart. Spawned a Pot, an Oven

Gil looked at the chicken with a jojo stare, he took out excalibur and ignited it

Kayden: hey hey, tell me your doing this on purpose.. I Don't want this Fried Chicken to be overcooked.

Gil: Ex....calibur!!!!

Kayden: WHAT THE F-

*nuke explosion*

Kayden's Face and Body Turn Cartoonly Black Dust and Coughing smoke.

Kayden: Perfect..

Then Kayden Slowly walks away.

TAKE 2

Kayden: Gil? Where's The lamb Sauce?!

Gil: God....damn it Kayden

Kayden: WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE!!!

GIl: Right here, IT'S RIGHT HERE!

Outside The Small House, They Heard our screaming voice about lamb sauce.

Naofumi: What the hell is Going on there?

Filo: I Don't Know~

A few minutes later....

Gil: Now put the chicken into the oil...

Kayden was Standing here Holding an oil, Gold Experience's arm extended and put it into the pot.

Kayden: *Sniff* wait a second, this isn't oil.

The Ingredient says, Gas Oil.

Kayden: O_O, OH SHI-

Gil: REWIND!!!

9 seconds rewinded.

Gil: KAYDEN THAT'S NOT COOKING OIL

Kayden: huh?

Kayden tries to put an oil onto the pot with gold experience.

Gil: That's the gasoline for cars, god damn it!

Kayden: oh, ahahahhahaha, my bad :P

Kayden Toss it in midair and Delete it with a Tool gun.

Gil gets a bottle of cooking oil out of the gate of babylon and pours it into the pot then starts to boil it

He then brushes some of the mixture made of four and other kinds of ingredients onto the chicken while the oil boils

After a few minutes, the oil starts to pop and Gil slowly puts the chicken into the pot. The chicken starts to fry

Kayden: Do you smell it?

Gil: it smells *sniff* heavenly

Kayden: Totally, Made. In. Heaven.

Gil: -_-'

Kayden: Not yet, Until that Gravy was almost done. And some Rice.

Gil: Right....I made the rice and gravy already, its in that pan over there.

He points to the pan covered by a lid and a small pot

Kayden: ಠ_ಠ

3 minutes later.....

Gil: Right.....now that the chicken is fried...

He takes it out of the oil pot and sets them onto a plate

Kayden: Now here's the Fun part. Gil, Put that fried chicken here on this table.

He sets the plate with the fried chicken on the table

Kayden pulls out the Toolgun and Dupe The Fried Chicken to Double.

Kayden: Perfect for every customer. Even we eat it, other refugee's as well. It will give enough for them to time survive

Gil wipes the sweat from his forehead

Gil: phew, now do you want to talk about....you know.

Kayden: ah, that.

We Sit on the Chair

Kayden: Its a Long Story. I Traveled worlds like uh. 5 times. The Second world i Enter was similar to this. Until i met someone. The Size Like This. The Size of my finger. I Called "Her" Fay. When I First Know her, she's a bit clumsy, an airhead, but she's the sweetest little one, I Treat her as my Daughter when she was the last fairy of her Kind. One Day after talking to that witch, she says that her kind was hidden from a secret world and that story of an extinct fairy was a farce to begin with. So After Dealing with that Bastard Demon Lord I send her back to the Fairy world where no living soul can find her. Even me.. That was my last farewell to her.

Gil: You know....it isn't impossible to get her back

Kayden: I Know, but dragging back to danger will destroy my heart. Gosh, i sound like an old man on body of a young child P_P

Gil: Well Kayden, if I know anything about daughters, they never want to separate themselves from their fathers. I think you broke her heart when you sent her back, hell I don't think she even wanted to go

Kayden: She wanted to be free. A Lot of People on that world wants to find her. If.. should i bring her back into my world?

Gil: Well, as I was saying, it isn't impossible to get to her. The fairy world is still in the same dimension as that world you were in, so leaving her there is the most dangerous place she could be right now.

Kayden: I Don't know what to say but.. *Drinks Pepsi*

A blue orb appears on Gil's hand

Gil: The second true magic: kaleidoscope. It allows the user to travel to any parallel worlds in existence.

Kayden: OoOo. So I can travel here with this?

Gil: That's Right. With this, You can Find Her.

← To be continued 

Bring Fay back In the Future?

A. Yes

B. Yes

C. Yes

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