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Razor: "wakes up" so it wasn't a dream

Uzume: you thought this was a dream?

Razor: can you blame me? "Hears giant footsteps" please tell me you heard that

Uzume: it's the giant again

Razor: how big is it?

Uzume: look out the window

Razor: okay "looks out the window and sees it" THAT THING IS HUGE

(If you can find a better picture tell me)

Uzume: and I've been fighting it all my life

Razor: and you said my life sucked

Uzume: I know

???: Uzume Uzume do you hear me

Uzume: "moves her right arm up"loud and clear Umio

Umio: thank goodness when you report back in we were starting to get worried especially the baby bugs

Razor: did I hear that right?

Umio: Uzume did you find someone else

Uzume: yes and no

Razor: are you saying I don't care as a person?

"Roof starts shaking"

Uzume: I think it's ripping the roof off

Razor: crap baskets do you have any form of transportation

Uzume: a motorcycle that's destroyed

Razor: how long do you think you can hold it off

Uzume: a few minutes why

Razor: that's all I need where is it

"Roof begans shaking more"

Uzume: over there "points to the left"

(The bike)

(Except it's in his Rider form colors)

Razor: epic "goes over to the bike and sees that all it is missing is a exhaust pipe" (don't know if it's actually called that)

Uzume: hey can you speed it up

"Roof finally breaks revealing the Giant"

Razor: JUST WAIT A BIT LONGER "finishes making a exhaust pipe" a lot simpler than I imagined "gets on the bike" get on

Uzume: "runs and gets on the back of the bike"

"The bike starts up and razor floors it"

Uzume: HOW DOES THIS HAVE FUEL

Razor: PLOT CONVENIENCE

Me: God damn it don't break the fourth wall this is Neptunia I'm already going out to fix it a lot because of Neptune so please stop

Razor: FINE. ANYWAYS WHERE DO WE NEED TO GO

Uzume: KEEP GOING STRAIGHT AND WHEN I SAY GO LEFT

"Somehow they're still managing to Dodge giant lasers heading at them while this is happening"

Uzume: NOW

Razor: "makes a left barely Dodge the laser and crashing into a wall" ouch

Uzume: Umio we're here

Fishman thing: thank goodness you're all right

Razor: wait your telling me me that thing is this Umio character

Fishman thing

To be continued

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