Name: Maeve Salvatore/Fem!Damon

"Umm.... Not happening."

"Oh, I don't care, Stefan."

"That's it!"

"So the blonde one... she still single?"

"I'm so glad that you died."

"Is that it?"

Name: Alexander Salvatore

"That's my mom!!"

"Cmon, don't be a jerk."

"That's not my fault."

"We are?"

"Elena... Sorry to burst your bubble."

Name: Alexis Salvatore

"Shut up, Elena."

"I'm not going anywhere without her."

"Is that it? Cuz I don't think I really care."

"I was."

"So cute!!!"

Name: Rebekah Mikealson

"But that's impossible... I'm a vampire I can't have a kid let alone twins."

"I'm so sick of you, Elena."

"Yourself is so beautiful."

"Did I use that right?"

"That's a bit too sweet."

"You do?"

Name: Klaus Mikealson

"She is a nightmare... how do you put up with that everyday?"

"What? No, that's just disgusting."

"I'm not sure... never thought I'd say that."

"Hope...her name is hope."

Name: Hope Mikealson

"She's my favorite aunt. Don't tell anyone I told you, Kay?"

"Mhm, whatever."

"Are you going?"

"Are you two still fighting?!"

Name: Josie Salvatore

"I'm Josette..."

"That's kinda cool.."

"Me to!"

"Was that good enough for you?"

"I'm not sure what happened."

Name: Lizzie Salvatore

"Yeah. Nice job."

"Look. You may be our biological dad but Stefan is our real dad."

"I'm loving this!"

The rest is the same!!!!