Don't know if I posted this already, but whatever. I once did this to Spectra when she was a werehog and it was funny.

Spectra: *Looks down at me* So....What do I get if I win?

Me: *Shrugs* I don't know. A kiss?

Spectra: Hm....*Smirks* And, how will I be able to reach you? Do I have to bend down or something, shorty?

Me: *Growls* Bitch, I will climb you.

Spectra: Right-