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Mabel: Hmm.. Which one to wear.. *looking at Christmas sweaters*

Kate: *has reindeer headband* Hmm.. Maybe that one? *points to reindeer sweater*

Mabel: YES!! *puts on sweater* It's Perfect!

Kate: *flicks reindeer headband* Where's Dipping Sauce anyway?

Mabel: I dunno! Let's go find him!

Kate: UGH....

*They both run downstairs, Kate's reindeer headband making music as they went*

Mabel: He's obviously in the shack, right?

Kate: Well I wouldn't see him going anywhere. It's not like he has a girlfriend or anything.

Dipper: *somewhere* I HEARD THAT!!

Mabel: Dipper!?

Dipper: Uh.. Yeah?

Mabel: Where are you?

Dipper: In the attic... B-BUT YOU CAN'T COME IN!!!!

Kate: Why not?

Dipper: Oh, Uhm hi Kate. Well it's becau- *screams*

Mabel: Dipper!??! *runs to attic door*

Kate: *follows*

Mabel: WAIT. *goes to kitchen table*

Ford: Hello, Mabe-

Mabel: *sticks red nose on Ford's nose* BYE FORD!! *runs back upstairs*

Ford: .... *sips tea*

Mabel: LET ME IN DIPPER!!

Dipper: *muffled screaming*

Bill: No can do, Shooting Star! I'm working on a little... Surprise with Pinetree.

Mabel: What kind of surprise?

Bill: Give me an hour! I'll be ready then.

Kate: Alright, Bill. Even though I'm smart not enough to trust you.

Dipper: *muffled screaming, still*

Bill: ZIP IT PINETREE!

Kate: Well I'm leaving. *walks downstairs*

Mabel: Jeez, Bill. *walks downstairs after Kate*

✴Half an hour Later✴

Ford: Where's Dipper?

Kate: *eating cookie* He's upstairs with Dipper.

Ford: *spits out tea on Kate* WHAT!?

Kate: . . . Yeah, Bill said he was planning a 'surprise' with Dipper or something like that.

Ford: Do you know how much danger he's in?

Kate: Nah, not really.

Mabel: This kind of stuff happens all the time to Dipper. I say he used to it by now.

Ford: Has he been possessed by Bill?

Mabel: A few times, yeah. His nickname for that it Bipper. Ha. It suits him, don't you think?

Ford: ...yeah. It suits him Alright.

✴Another half hour passes✴

Mabel: *asleep on couch*

Kate: *asleep on top of TV*

Dipper: *upstairs* Bill! What if I don't want to go downstairs?!

Bill: Too bad Pinetree! Now go! *pushes Dipper downstairs*

Dipper: *falls* AGHHHHH!!!!

Kate: *wakes up* What was that?!

Dipper: *on stairs* Ow.. My antlers..

Mabel: *wakes up* Did he just say...

Kate: Antlers?

Mabel: Dipper?

Dipper: Uh... Y-yeah Mabel?

Mabel: D-did you just say antlers...?

Dipper: W-what no I didn't I don't even-.... Yeah I did.

Kate: Just uh, come in and let us see you.

Dipper: Alright. Just don't... Freak out ok?

Mabel: Dipper. I wouldn't freak out over my brother, no matter his he looks.

Dipper: *walks in with a human body and a deer torso. He has antlers on his head (permanently, not fake) He's also wearing a Christmas jumper with a deer running around a blue pinetree* Uh, hey.

Mabel: AGH! *falls off chair*

Dipper: Mabel! You said you weren't going to freak out?

Mabel: Well oops.

Bill: Well, look at the party I wasn't invited to.

Kate: Bill, this isn't a party.

Bill: Alrighty then. *changes top hat to Christmas hat*

Dipper, Mabel and Kate: . . .

Bill: What!?? It's the season!

Kate: Well anyways, Now the Christmas dares can start coming in!

Mabel: YEAH CHRISTMAS!!!

Dipper: This is going to be interesting.
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WELL LET THE CHRISTMAS DARES COMMENCE