death from boredom.... (nothing's straight)

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*camera starts that's what they do*

Me: *sighs loudly*

Mabel:*sighs louder*

Me n Mabel:*sighs loudest*

Dipper:*annoyed*  alright what do you guys want!?

Mabel:something to do that's what....

Dipper:do whatever you want just leave me alone
*reads some random book...you guys guess!!*

Me:hey Mabel lets summon the nacho.

Mabel:sure!

Dipper: wait? What!? *confused* meh...*continues reading a fan fic*

+some where+

^in woods^

Me:*prepares circle*

Mabel:*brings out silly straws*

Me:*to lazy to serch d incandazion*...*says it anywayzz*

BillCi: HI! SHOOTINGSTAR! SNOWFLAKE!

Mabel:*shows silly straws*

Me:*points at mystery shack*

Bill: SO...YOU WANT ME TO TURN HUMAN STAY AT THE MYSTERY SHACK DO SOME DARES AND SOME SIMPLE ASKS TO ESCAPE BOREDOM FOR SOME SILLY STRAWS?....IM IN!!!
*TURNS HUMAN*

Readers:*nose bleeds*

Me:um...actually were just gonna make a deal to remove like the some sort of boredom gland so we won't be bored anymore for the exchange of silly straws.

Mabel:*shows silly straws*

Bill:...MEH.. STILL WANT TO DO SOME DARES THOUGH!!!

ME :ok

Mabel: yus a new character in the 'rainbow answerers n daring daringtons' group!

Bill:REALLY? THATS THE NAME OF THE GROUP?!

$MYSTERY SHACK$

bill:WHY YOU DECLINE!?

Me:because the names to dark!

Bill: OH SO YOU WOULD RATHER HAVE 'ASK THE NON-STRAIGHT N DARE THE DEAD' ?  *sarcasm*

Me:wait so you're telling me....you're not straight ?

Bill: IM STRAIGHT AS A LINE!!!

Mabel:yeah a curved line that's what!

Dipper:I'm sorry but I have to agree to the girls you're as straight as a rainbow...

Bill:SAME GOES TO YOU!

me:OMG! MY SHIPS ITS SAILING!!!

Dipper:what does that mean?

Bill:SHUSH HUSHY DIPS LET HER FANGIRL, I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THIS JUST LET HER SHIP SO THE FANGIRL WONT KILL YA ALRIGHT!?

Dipper:😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😕

Mabel:hmmm....how about-

Bill:ASK THE KILLERS N DARE THE DEMONS!?!?

ME:No*slaps bill*

Bill:😢

Dipper:alright how about 'ask the smarts n dare the believers'?

Mabel:THATS PERFECT!

ME:YUP!

BILL:YEAH SURE WHATEVS....

Me:yeah thanks dip for the name and you *points to amazing readers*  please we do accept dares-

Bill: WE ACCEPT KILLING,KISSING,READING OF FANFICS,DIP GOES TO TACO BELL,KILLING,WEIRDNESS,RANDOMNESS,EPICNESS,AWESOMENESS AND MORE!

ME: um yeah basically that oh we also travel dimensions but no crossovers this is gravity falls o.k. ? We also accept ask-

Mabel:YOU CAN ASK WHO CAN WE KILL!?,WHO TO BRING BACK TO LIFE???,WHY BILL LIKES SILLY STRAWS!?!?,WHO WE SHIP!!!,WHO'VE WE'VE KILLED...,WHERE WE KEEP THE COOKIES?!,DO WE EVEN HAVE COOKIES!?!,WHERES BILL'S CHOCOLATE STASH?!,WHOS THE INVISIBLE WIZARD!!?,WHYS THE AUTHOR LAZY?,WHY I SHIP BILLDIP!!!?,WHY THE AUTHOR HATES DIPSHITSICA!?,WHY DIPPER HATES SOCK PUPPETS!?!,AND ALSO WHAT IS LIFE !!!

ME :alright who gave her the smile dip!?

Bill:*backs away slowly*

Me:please bring us dares were gonna die of boredom!!

Everyone :YEAH!!

Mabel:YEAH SO BYE BYE PINK TALKING ELEPHANT !!!

EVERYONE:*backs away slowly away from high Mabel*

*camera ends its life*

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