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Dipper: hi there im dipper-

Mabel: and im mabel i love everything sparkly i love stickers and look i have a pet pig!*holds waddles up* wanna be BFFs!?

Dipper: anyways thats my twin sister

Mabel:and thats my twin bro!

Mabel and dipper:and were the .. MYSTERY TWINS!!

Dipper: also this is an ask and dare thing

Mabel: so ask us *whispers* who's dip dop's crush..

Dipper: yeah- wait wha?

Mabel: nothing~ and also dare us the undareable!

Dipper: yes... also you can ask the others like grunkle stan,wendy-

Mabel:ooooh~ wendy~

Dipper:what no im over her anyways you can also dare and ask soos great uncle ford,gideon

Mabel: candy,grenda,pacifica...

Dipper: Wendy's friends..

Mabel:gompers and waddles-

Dipper:why would they dare animals?

Mabel: the real question is why would they dare  you!?

Dipper:-__-

Mystery twins: so ask and dare us please

*bill cipher the paranormal dorito appears*

Bill: HEY What about me? how about you 4th wall breakers dare and ask me!

Mabel:4th wall what??

Dipper:what!? No dont ask or dare him hes evil!!

Bill: but,pinetree, im a part of gravity falls you cant stop me!

Mabel: he has a point..

Dipper: fine..he can join..

Bill: yes! How about you meatsacks dare bipper to come here? It will be a great experience for the little guy..

Dipper:what!! No way!

Mabel and bill:leave some ask and dare for us!!

Dipper:nu...T^T

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