( WELCOME ONE AND WELCOME ALL TO THE ACADEMY OF TRAINING GROOT!)

// We are up for quite an amazing show today...

( The fans are going wild!)

* Crickets chirping*

// Yeah.... Now look towards the entrance please! No, camera man that's the exit, we want the entrance... More over, more ov- STOP!

( -_- You are fired camera man...)

// Anyways, Here comes our trainer who nobody has a name for and who doesn't deserve a name since their a loner!!!

/ I heard that... -3-

// Still, no one cares!

( Um, Let's just get Groot out here already...)

I am GROOT!!! * Runs through wall*

// Groot, we just fixed that wall!!!

... I am Groot....

( Ugh, Just get this education thing started...)

/ Alright, the first word on the chalk board is.... I!

I...

( Wow, great job! Next word on the bored is Am)

Am....

// -.- Are we just training him on words he already knows?

( 0-0 Maybe....)

/ The last word is his name...

Groot!

// -_- Put that all together and you get...

I am Groot!!!

( Yay!!! He did it!!!)

/ You know what I just realized?

// What did you just realize...

/ What if, Groot actually knows more words then I am Groot and is just pretending to not know any other words?

( O.o That's... Just crazy talk!!! Come on, I think you need to get some rest... Now your just being crazy...)

/ I guess... * Shrugs*

I am Groot... * Sneaks out of room looking at you guys* In fact... I am Groot and I have always been keeping that secret from them, just don't tell them alright? 😉 Fabulous... I'll keep in touch with you guys!

( GROOT?!? * Walks in room* What are you doing Groot?)

I am Groot....

( * Shakes head* Whatever you say Groot... * Walks out of room*)

* Looks back at you guys* Remember it's a secret from them... I'll talk to you guys later, bye! 😉