This is gonna be the last question... cause I have other stories to write and I want to get this story off my chest... so yeah... this is the last question! There's gonna be 3 questions cause.... I can :)

Question 1:

What did one traffic light say to the other?

Question: 2

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Question 3:

You're in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get out?