So there was this party like thing at my old elementary school where we could go back and look around 

so I pass by the class my first gf was in and see her friends

so I started remembering how they said she was way out of my league 

I walk up to them and just said hi and they just stared at me in shock

which is funny cause all I did was put on was some jeans a gray shirt and a black hoodie and roll of the sleeves putting the hood on my head like I didn't bother to dress nicely 

and they end up saying when did I get so hot 

and apologized for being so mean to me when we were in 5th grade 

and they both asked me out

welp poor them cause they got rejected 

the alpha charm in me is powerful

only a handful of girls my age can resist it welp that's why I was gone for a bit now if you could excuse me I have to reject more girls