Jonathan and Evan finally move in together

Cuddle all night

Wake up

Jon, looks at Evan: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Evan, sleepily looks at Jon

Jon: whatever kind of bed head monster you are..

Evan: ..??

Jon: I want my boyfriend back and I will fight you to the death for him

Evan: . . .

Jon sleeping on the couch the next night and many many more nights

Jon: that joke was not worth it..