Evan and Jon sitting on the hood of Jon's car at a park

Evan: and it just pisses me off that she gets so upset with me because I decided to hang out with you lately..

Jon: why does she get upset? I'm a guy, there's nothing to worry about.. Is there?

Evan shrugs, oblivious to what Jon hints at

Evan: don't know.. I don't understand girls..

Jon: it's okay to be confused

Jon goes to kiss Evan

Evan takes a while to recuperate from the shock and pushes Jon away

Evan: dude, I'm not gay!

Jon smirks and wipes his bottom lip with his thumb

Jon: are you sure? Because you gave me something in return for a while there

Evan: ...

Evan grabs Jon by the shoulders and brings him on top of himself while they make out

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