My face has never been so red

why

my mom gave me the sex talk again

it gets worse every time

here what happened

Mom: Sam we need to talk

me: Ok..

Mom: you're reaching the age where you're sexually active

Me in my head: Oh lord not this again

Mom: And i know you may have a girlfriend you haven't told me about

Me in my head: Well that is true

Mom: and one day you too may meet and kiss now things may get heated

Me in my head: Kill me now

Mom: *pulls out a fookin condom* You know what this is

Me in my head: Oh no

me: yes

Mom: Good

and yada yada she starts talking about sex

my face wwhen she was talking about the condom

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lord i hate those talks and heck irl i can't even say the word without cringing xD