Groffsauce: Okay, new game: We explain our day using only Diary Of A Wimpy Kid parody tweets

PapaLin: Ooooo fun

Groffsauce: okay, and S t a r t

Jazzy: I accidentally smoked crack

PapaLin: Manny is holding me at gun point after killing him in Minecraft

DiggMyGrave: Oh shit Manny took off his shirt and holy fuck he's kinda hot

OakSMASH: Rodrick made me suck his dick for mom bucks

RonJon: Fregly just came over and shot Manny 7 times before dropping his gun and leaving. Good riddance!

MamaRen: I'm trying to take my family out for a nice dinner, but Manny has already started breastfeeding on the waitress. Why must this always happen?

RossThayne: Greg smashed my tablet so I smashed his rectum

PapaLin: (Okay, and we're done here. Nope. Nope. We're done)

RossThayne: :(

RossThayne: I'll give ur ass a good eating

*PapaLin has left the chat*

RossThayne: Coward.