This is based off a text conversation I had with beetlehoe420

Also this is a private chat between Groff and Jazzy

(I'm Jazzy and Saoirse is Groff)

Groffsauce: Do it

Jazzy: wut?

Groffsauce: Just do it

Jazzy: Do what?

Groffsauce: Do what now?

Jazzy: Do what?

Groffsauce: do boo

Jazzy: wtf

Groffsauce: ...

Groffsauce: so can you do me a favor?

Jazzy: What?

Groffsauce: Can you steal 69 mice and 30 geese?

Jazzy: 1. wtf no 2. Why do you need them? 3. Get them yourself hoe

Groffsauce: 1. Fine 2. That's a secret 3. No.

Jazzy: I'm not getting them

Groffsauce: STEAL THEM FROM DENNIS BEHIND THE STATION

Jazzy: Who tf is Dennis

Groffsauce: idk

Groffsauce: do it or u a pussy

Jazzy: I'm a cat

Groffsauce: You Calvin

Jazzy: oop-

Groffsauce: He scawy

Jazzy: no u

Groffsauce: YOU WHORE

Jazzy: skeet skeet, yeet yeet, it's 12am, go the fuck to sleep

Jazzy: and stop texting me

Groffsauce: Wowie that shit hurted:( I'm telling my mommy on you

Jazzy: who's yo mom

Groffsauce: my pet rat Oscar Delancey, he ate his brother Morris:( He's my mom

Jazzy: Since when do you have a pet rat

Groffsauce: Since me doggie go bye bye

Jazzy: oh my God

Jazzy: wait...

Jazzy: What dog?

Groffsauce:.....bye