Washington: I am older than all of you, therefore you are all my children. (-friend)
Lafayette: *holds up a french fry, laughing* IT'S LAFAYETTE! (-me)
Hamilton: *holds up biography* I'm only on chapter 13! *silence* It's a really big book! (-me)
Jefferson: I made Mac and cheese. (-grandma)
Madison: I know he's dead, but he has big ears. That's what matters. (-dad)
Laurens: I am a very weird person. You must know that about me. (-me)
Mulligan: I ACCIDENTALLY STOLE YOUR PENCIL!!!! (-me)
Burr: There's a trashcan in the hall. I wonder if anyone will run into it... (-friend)
(These are actual, legitimate things I have heard my friends and family say. These are also things I have legitimately said XD)
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